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SecretSMP: DarkestSecret
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too! -
ConfessCraft SMP: AnonSecrets
innermost thoughts, suppressed memories, confidential disclosure, private confession, secret revelationAre you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage you to spill all the tea! Confess your wildest secrets without judgment and let your inner drama llama run wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and build friendships based on scandalous confessions. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to spill the tea on? Join now and let the drama unfold! -
Kim’s Trash Balloon Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have more trash balloons than north korea! kim’s sister is warning of ‘new counteraction’, but we’re too busy building epic castles and battling creepers to care! plus, our server is so lit, even kim jong un would want to join (if he knew how to play minecraft, that is). so come on over and let’s show north korea who the real minecraft masters are! -
GazaCraft: UN Aid Pause
so, like, this server is so lit that even the UN food agency had to pause their aid work cuz they were too scared of the epic battles happenin’ all over the place. like, seriously, there are so many mobs and players goin’ at it that they had to call a timeout.join this server if you wanna be part of the action, fight off crazy mobs, and build the most insane bases you’ve ever seen. we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.
plus, the community here is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family. we have epic events like “build battles” where you can show off your creativity and win cool prizes.
so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join this server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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2 Hour Universe
join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate dream world where everything is you! imagine being chased by lions, tigers, and bears in the dog park with your dog, but wait, why is that car melting? because YOU control everything in this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server!build your own dream world, create your own adventures, and watch as the impossible becomes possible. who needs reality when you can live in a world where even cars can melt at your command?
so come on, join us and let your wildest dreams come true in this mind-bending minecraft server where YOU are the master of your own universe!
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TasteBudBlockerCraft
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you can’t taste anything anymore. like, you could eat a whole stack of rotten flesh and it would taste like chocolate cake. it’s like a superpower, but for your taste buds.imagine going into a pvp battle and your opponent tries to poison you with a suspicious stew, but you can’t taste it so you just keep on fighting like nothing happened. it’s like you’re invincible, but only in the taste department.
plus, all the mobs on this server have their own unique flavors. creepers taste like sour candy, zombies taste like moldy cheese, and skeletons taste like… well, bones. it’s a whole new culinary experience in the world of minecraft.
so come join us on this taste-blocking adventure and see just how deliciously chaotic things can get. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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VtuberVortex Minecraft Server
Are you tired of missing out on epic Minecraft adventures just because of some silly rumors? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to only spread rumors that make you laugh so hard your diamond armor will shatter!Join us on this wild ride where the only thing spreading faster than gossip is the creepers exploding in your face. Don’t let a little hearsay stop you from building the most epic castle or mining the rarest ores. Plus, who needs drama when you have an entire world to conquer with your trusty pickaxe?
So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is boring gameplay and serious vibes. Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one outrageous rumor at a time!
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Bocchi’s Trans Rights Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about having a good time and supporting trans rights! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant rainbow statue in the shape of a unicorn farting glitter. And do you know what happened? The unicorn came to life and started dancing the Macarena! True story. So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet awesome people, and show your support for trans rights, come join us on our server! Bocchi says it’s the place to be!