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NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

Game Over, Crafty Creepers

betrothed, Crafty, CREEPERS, Game, geomaxxing, good women, mentally broken, Mess, old boomer, Over.., radfems, religious families, shut ins, snatched, way out

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Animals Bred:	77

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

control, CraftyWitches, discrimination, double standards, equality, Ethics, Evil, evil women, female empowerment, feminism, gender, Justice, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, morality, Opinions, power, rule, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Thoughts, Villain, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	9809	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchantments Applied:	219
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

acceptance, accord, accordant, acknowledgment, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, concurrence, confirmation, conformity, consensus, correspondence, Crafty, Die, Harmony, McLaughs, mutual understanding, solidarity, True, Unity, validation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3800	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

CHANGE, Crafty, Development, Evolution, growth, how-to, Journey, lolz, mindset shift, noob, personal growth, Positive Change, PRO, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-transformation, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Items Found:	4338
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

advent, Adventcorns, aow, bros, CATALOG, Chumcorns, civil war, collab, draftkings, general, gura, Parlays, Presents, Server, ucwg, UNICORN, VT, vuhtuh, Warlords

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!

Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

balance, Combos, competitive, CraftyCombos, creativity, Decision making, deep system, developers, EXECUTION, Frustration, game design, game development, game industry, gameplay, KOMBAT, LIMITATIONS, Mechanics, meets, Meta, Minecraft, MORTAL, Optimal, player experience, strategy, Variety

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

#youtube, Alphas, bored at recess, color, delayed, disciplinary issues, Epic, Fail, games, Gen, Gen alpha, Hide and seek, Horrible, imagination, overstimulated, overstimulated brains, Police, PRETEND, Psychopaths, reading difficulties, roblox, Server, sing in music, tantrums, violent

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	7805
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Brigade, Commissions, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Mania, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2797	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1858	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

beauty, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, ChubbyCraft, Confidence, empowerment, fashion, fat, feminism, health, love yourself, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Statement, strength, wear, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

Anime, anticipation, awakening, Awakens III, comedy, Crafty, Crush, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Hajirau, high school, Japanese culture, Kimi ga Mitainda, Kimis, Land, lol, love, Manga, Nervous, romance, Shirasawa, slice of life, waiting room

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
New Chunks Explored:	189233	Crops Grown:	7584
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!