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RedFlagCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Zombie Dances:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6998
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server and uncover the mysteries of the one red flag that no one else knows about. Rumor has it that this red flag is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give hugs instead of exploding. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious red flag? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CreeperConfessMC

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	282
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Votes:	646	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

SecretSMP4Lyfe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4259
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4307
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
New Chunks Explored:	226889	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

SecretCraft: Shh, Tell Us!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Hey there, do you like Minecraft? Of course you do, who doesn’t love building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. This server has unicorns that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard me right. Diamonds. And not just any diamonds, but enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers. Want to fly like a superhero? Just eat a diamond poop and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But that’s not all. This server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that Notch himself hid his most prized possessions down there, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server and uncover all the secrets it holds. Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft. Just remember, shhh, it’s a secret.

SupremeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server where even Iran’s supreme leader had to be taken to a secure location cuz it’s THAT intense! Like, the mobs are so crazy strong, they made him run for his life! 😂 But don’t worry, we got u covered with OP weapons and armor to take them down like a boss. Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. So come join the madness and let’s conquer this server together! 🚀💥 #MinecraftMadness #SupremeLeaderShowdown

Blocky Hideout – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	4600
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secret stash of porn pics safe from prying eyes? Look no further! Our server has top-notch security measures in place to ensure that your questionable content remains hidden from nosy spouses. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that understands the importance of keeping your digital secrets safe. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden vault in the server where you can store all your NSFW goodies without fear of discovery. So come on over and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

01/01/01 One-on-One Fun

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mines Excavated:	2458
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz like, someone probably had a one-on-one on 01/01/01 and it was LIT AF. Like, they were building a house and then BAM, a creeper came outta nowhere and blew it all up. But instead of getting mad, they just started a dance party with the creepers and skeletons. It was wild, man. And now, that energy is still flowing through the server, making it the most epic place to play Minecraft. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs. What more could you ask for? Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🎉🐑🐷 #MinecraftMadness

MonteCraft Server: Protest & Oust – Top Security!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only mass shooting happening is when you shoot arrows at creepers! we got top security officials making sure no griefers ruin your day, unless you count those pesky skeletons. thousands of players are protesting in montenegro because they haven’t joined our server yet, don’t be left out! come build, mine, and survive with us in the craziest world you’ve ever seen. trust us, it’s more fun than protesting for real.

CraftyTrudeauResigns

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!

Crafty Kids Multiverse

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4876	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where multilingualism is the key to unlocking your true potential! we did a survey and found out that speaking multiple languages makes you a minecraft master! autistic children are like super geniuses on our server because they can shift and take perspectives like nobody’s business. so if you want to level up your brain and become a language-speaking, perspective-shifting, minecraft-building machine, then join us now! who needs school when you have our server?!

BetterBusinesses

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.3)

Brief Overview

Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. We also feature custom plugins that give you tools to run any kind of business you can imagine, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies and even lotteries. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!

Key Features:

Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Custom plugins with a robust business GUI
Friendly community
Active development

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect.
No griefing.
No exploiting bugs.
No hacks or cheats.
No advertising or spamming.
One account per player.
Have fun!

Links:

FAQ

1. Can I start my own business on the server?

Yes, you can start any type of business you like with the custom plugins available. Hire employees, manage finances, and watch your business grow!

2. Are there specific rules for running a business?

Yes, please refer to the in-game business GUI and server rules for guidelines on running a business within the community.

3. Can I team up with other players to create a larger business?

Absolutely! Collaboration is encouraged on BetterBusinesses. Work together with other players to create thriving businesses.

Epic Quest Realms 1.20.6

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ adventure straight outta Legend of Zelda Wind Waker! Imagine sailing the high seas, battling monsters, and finding epic treasures, all in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got Tomb Raider 2013 vibes goin’ on, with intense survival challenges, dangerous tombs to explore, and a badass female protagonist kickin’ butt.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, we’re throwin’ in some Alan Bake 2 action! Get ready for mind-bending puzzles, creepy atmospheres, and a storyline that’ll make you question everything.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate mashup of gaming worlds, only on this insane Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

NoCollegeNoProblem Minecraft Server

career choice, cars, college, Dirt bikes, following dreams, job fulfillment, job prospects, job satisfaction, job satisfaction vs salary, job security, living the life, Mechanic, Minecraft, mountain bikes, NoCollegeNoProblem, parents expectations, passion for fixing, Pursuing passion, Server, trade jobs, trade school, trade school vs college, Welding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Towns Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being told you need a fancy degree to live a fancy life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in fixing stuff! Whether it’s repairing mountain bikes, dirt bikes, or cars, we’ve got a place for you.

Forget college, forget those boring office jobs. On our server, you can weld to your heart’s content and become the ultimate mechanic. Who needs a degree when you can have a job you love?

Join us and prove to your mom that you can live a life of excitement and adventure, all while fixing things and having a blast. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest mechanic in the Minecraft world! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you don’t need a degree to be a boss!

GiftGriefCraft

Communication, expressing preferences, gift appreciation, gift disappointment, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving communication, gift giving expectations, gift giving feedback, gift giving norms, gift giving traditions, gift returns, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, Practicality, relationships, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9198	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of practical gifts!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about receiving a thermos that doesn’t fit your adult-sized soup portions ever again. Our community values honesty and communication, so you can rest assured that if someone gives you a gift that just doesn’t work for you, you can kindly suggest returning it for a more suitable experience together.

Don’t be like the poor soul who received the impractical thermos – join our server and receive only the most epic and fitting gifts from your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual thermos to carry your Minecraft soup in style! So come on in and let’s have a laugh while we build, mine, and gift each other the most outrageous items.

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Crops Grown:	6657
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	299
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam! Like, the best advice I ever got was from this server, they were like “build a house before dark or you’ll get wrecked by creepers” and I was like “whoa, mind blown!” So yeah, if you wanna survive in this crazy world, you gotta join us and learn all the pro tips like that. Plus, we have this insane story about a player who tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So come join us and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCellBlock69

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	3631
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

hey u guiz, dis minecraft server is so lit u won’t believe it! we got ukraine launching offensives in russia’s kursk region, like wut even is dat? come join us for some crazy pvp action and build ur own base to defend against ukrainian attacks! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone! so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!