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99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Void Gems Collected:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Enchantments Applied:	82	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Villages Defended:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

access to care, cost-related barriers, dental services, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare disparities, healthcare insurance, healthcare services, healthcare utilization, hearing services, lower income, Medicare Advantage, Medicare beneficiaries, MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun, unmet dental need, unmet hearing need, unmet vision need, vision services

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	31052

Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

twc.su

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

CONTENT, CRAZE, Forced Content, ITT, long tail tags, Server, tumors, vtumors

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crops Grown:	4961
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	118	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.