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99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

MetaMindCraft: Death Anxiety Reduction

Altered perceptions, altered states, anxiety, Consciousness, coping, death, death anxiety, existential crisis, existential dread, existential fears, experiences, fear of death, mental health, MetaMindCraft, metaphysical beliefs, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological effects, reduction, research, spirituality, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, you start trippin’ balls and havin’ psychedelic experiences like never before! You start seein’ crazy colors and shapes, and you’re like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!”

But here’s the kicker – these psychedelic experiences actually help reduce your fear of death! Like, you start thinkin’ about life and death in a whole new way, man. It’s like you’re on a journey to discover the meaning of existence, all while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers.

So come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server, where you can explore the depths of your soul while diggin’ for diamonds. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe and become the ultimate psychedelic warrior! Peace out, dudes! 🌈✨🕶️

CraftyDestinyServer

API, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, Clan, CraftyDestinyServer, Dattover, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny General, dim, Dps, guides, Gunsmith, News, Patch 8.0.0.1, PressKits, Resources, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Items Found:	5924
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are so last season? Well, look no further because our server is so futuristic that it’s not Dattover yet! Join us for a wild ride through dimensions and shapes that will blow your mind.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build the final shape of your dreams. Want a house shaped like a giant taco? Done. How about a castle that looks like a unicorn? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with patches that will keep you on your toes. Patch 8.0.0.1 includes new mobs like flying pigs and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you defeat them.

Need resources? We’ve got you covered. Use our Destiny Item Manager to organize your loot, or check out our Armor Picker to create the most stylish outfits in the game. And don’t forget to visit the Gunsmith for all your weapon needs.

Join our clan and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We’ve got spreadsheets for days that will help you master TTK, buffs/debuffs, DPS, and more. Plus, our API will give you all the stats you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Prev players are already raving about the insanity, so don’t miss out!

Back in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because I’M BACK and this server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Items Found:	2266

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stress of family drama and responsibilities! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about your nagging mother and demanding siblings, come chill with us and let loose in our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and have some much-needed fun.

No more guilt trips or lectures about priorities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive and thrive in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

StepSisBanMomRageCraft

Affair, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, favoritism, maternal guilt, mom, parenting conflicts, Pregnancy, Resentment, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step sister, step-family, StepSisBanMomRageCraft, trip planning, Yelling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a family feud! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 24-year-old dealing with his mom’s pregnancy bombshell and step-sister drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in outrageous situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good story, complete with crying siblings, last-minute trip plans, and even threats of calling the police for kidnapping (spoiler alert: it’s all in good fun!).

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest virtual family drama you’ve ever seen. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s like a secret society of gamers who have discovered the ultimate virtual paradise. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear that makes you invincible, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or steal. So come join us and be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCanuck91

arrested, assault allegations, auto parts, billionaire, Businessman, Canadian, charges, controversy, court case, CraftyCanuck91, criminal investigation, Elderly, elderly crime, Frank Stronach, high profile case, Legal, Legal System, News, scandal, sexual assault, Wealthy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Star Shards Collected:	52	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

PlotTwistPeriodsLOL

cinematic stereotypes, Female Characters, female experiences, film industry, film narratives, gender equality, gender representation, Hollywood portrayals, menstrual cycles, menstrual health, menstrual plot points, menstruation in media, menstruation taboo, on-screen menstruation, period accuracy, period scenes, periods in movies, plot devices, PlotTwistPeriodsLOL, Women in movies, women’s issues

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Farms Harvested:	603	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	4206
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own period-proof world? well guess what, on our server, women in movies don’t have periods unless it’s required in the plot! u can build a giant tampon castle or a pad palace, the possibilities are endless! join now and let’s bleed… i mean build together!

SadisticCraft: NarcissisticPvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we embrace all the craziness and chaos! we have a study that revealed the psychological factors that make players go wild with sadistic tendencies! we found out that if you have a big ego and lots of psychic pain, you are more likely to be a total savage in the game. but don’t worry, we welcome all the crazy peeps with open arms! so if you’re ready to unleash your inner psycho in the minecraft world, join us now! let’s make some chaos together!

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated butts on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stare at all the pixelated butts you want without judgment! We even have a special “Butt Staring” competition every week where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad, who is known for his epic builds and his ability to summon a herd of pink sheep at will. Rumor has it that if you can beat Chad in a building competition, he will teach you the secret to taming a dragon in the game. And no, we’re not talking about those wimpy Ender Dragons, we’re talking about a full-on fire-breathing, diamond armor-wearing dragon that will be your loyal companion for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most butt-tastic adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!