Join our Minecraft server and escape the stench of dirty fembots! We have virtual soap and water to clean those foul cunts. Virgin smellfags are not welcome here, only clean and fresh players allowed. Say goodbye to shame and hello to a fragrant gaming experience!
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Fembot’s Oasis 1.20.4
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PixelCrushCraft
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties! -
Pixel Nudity Prohibited
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where public nudity is not only legal but encouraged! Imagine roaming the virtual world completely in the buff, showing off your pixelated assets to all your fellow players. The only thing stopping you from joining in on the fun is… well, absolutely nothing! So come on down and let it all hang out on our server. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor to protect you, am I right? Join now and embrace your inner nudist in the most blocky and hilarious way possible! -
BlockAndRoll
Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of block-fu to defend yourself against any pixelated foe! Our players have survived countless zombie hordes and even tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. So if you want to become a Minecraft ninja warrior, join us and unleash your inner Steve Seagal! -
Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness! -
Model Updates Server 1.20.4
OMG, join our Minecraft server for a chance to see the sexiest models ever! No more masculine females, only hot babes with pixelated curves that will make your pickaxe stand at attention! Don’t miss out on the chance to drool over virtual hotties while building your blocky empire. It’s like playing Barbie Dreamhouse, but with creepers and diamonds! Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (literally, by a TNT explosion)! -
Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21
Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft! -
Competing Realms 1.20
Yo, bro, forget about trying to be the top dog in real life, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is your block-building skills and your ability to survive in a pixelated world!We don’t care about your money or your status, all we care about is having a blast with a bunch of like-minded gamers who just wanna have a good time.
Plus, on our server, you can be whoever you wanna be – whether you’re a ninja warrior, a wizard, or even a talking llama (yes, we have mods for that)!
So ditch the real world drama and come join us for some epic adventures and endless laughs. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP
OMG you guys, like this server is lit AF! Like, I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and was like “Nice pickaxe bro” and I was like “Thanks creeper, you’re not so bad yourself”. It was so random but like, totally made my day. You should join this server because the mobs are so friendly and the grass is always greener on our side. Plus, our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and won. True story bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! #BestServerEver #CreeperCompliments