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  • DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

    DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP
    OMG, so like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! Like, they have diamonds for days and the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted gear all the time. Plus, there’s this one time where a creeper blew up the entire spawn and everyone had to rebuild from scratch, but it was so fun and chaotic, LOL.

    And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you die, you have to do a silly dance IRL before you can respawn. It’s so hilarious watching people try to floss while fighting off zombies, I can’t even. And the best part is, they have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But it’s so awesome, you have to see it to believe it.

    So yeah, if you’re tired of boring old SMP servers and want to join a wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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  • HotPeopleProbsMC

    HotPeopleProbsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is exclusively for the most beautiful and charming players in the Minecraft universe. Why? Because only the most attractive people can handle the intense levels of awesomeness and fun we have to offer.

    Once upon a time, a player so stunningly gorgeous joined our server and instantly became the ruler of all the land. Their beauty was so powerful that even the creepers couldn’t resist exploding out of admiration. Join our server and you too could become the next Minecraft supermodel!

    But beware, only the most attractive players can survive in our server. If you’re not turning heads with your pixelated looks, you might just get kicked out by our virtual bouncers. So grab your best skin and get ready to slay in style on our fabulous Minecraft server.

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  • BlockyInsecurities

    BlockyInsecurities
    Are you self-conscious about your blocky avatar’s fashion sense? Do you worry that your pixelated pets aren’t getting enough virtual treats? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a virtual therapist who will boost your confidence and make your virtual life a breeze! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find all the hidden treasures. So come on over and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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  • BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

    BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition
    Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

    Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

    So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

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