We have a virtual world where you can build and explore without any creepy family stuff going on.
Let’s leave the past behind and focus on crafting and mining with our friendly community of players.
Don’t let the guilt consume you, come join us and let’s create a new, less disturbing, virtual reality together.
But seriously, this server is so lit, we have like a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And one time, we all dressed up as creepers and scared the newbies so bad they ran away screaming. It was so funny, you have to be there to experience it!
Plus, we have this secret treasure hunt where we hide diamonds all over the map and give out crazy prizes to whoever finds them first. I once found a diamond block and got a pet dragon as a reward, it was insane!
So come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP, where the lies are as big as the builds and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a griefer, then we’ll ban you so fast your head will spin. LOL!
We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.
You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.
Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.
Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!