Condom Use MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

HPV awareness, penile cancer, preventive healthcare, sexually transmitted infections, genital warts

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

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BlockyBoysUnite

birth control, sexual health, Contraception, BlockyBoysUnite, teen boys

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms 😂😂😂 like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something 😂😂 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory!

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BlockProtectionPlugin

condom myths, BlockProtectionPlugin, condom education, condoms, condom safety

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where everyone forgot to bring their condoms! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous griefers, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs protection when you have the thrill of living life on the edge in our server? So come on, ditch the condoms and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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Blocky Protection: Minecraft Server for Safe First Times

sexually active, memorable experience, condoms, sexual responsibility, sensitivity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as using a condom during sex? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and crazy Minecraft server where anything goes – just like going in raw!

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re losing it in the best way possible. And don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant, because on our server, the only thing getting impregnated is your imagination!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you wanting more. Who needs condoms when you have our insane Minecraft server to satisfy all your needs? Let’s make your first time on our server a memorable one – no protection required!

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WitchyCraft Minecraft Server

future leaders, white family builders, gene carriers, faggot rejection, race-traitor rejection

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most resilient survivors of the first White Genocide are welcome! Are you tired of being associated with incels, faggots, and race-traitors? Look no further, because on our server, we are building a community of strong, white families who have defied all odds to carry on their genes.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to reclaim our rightful place in the world of Minecraft. Build your own white fortress, battle against hordes of SJWs and snowflakes, and prove that you are truly the future of the game.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being ‘white’ is just the beginning of your epic journey on our server. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

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FuddieCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Moonshot, hodl, low price, decentralized

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the currency is kek fuddie that you can buy at 20 cents! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, kek fuddie is where it’s at!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can party the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music made by our resident DJ, Steve-o!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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RevengeCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, classmates, Students, consequences, high school

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those pesky classmates and their inappropriate phone calls? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where you can build whatever your heart desires, from towering castles to secret underground lairs. And the best part? No one will interrupt you with inappropriate sounds or try to recreate them! Our server is a safe and fun place for players of all ages to unleash their creativity.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, challenging minigames, and a community of friendly players who will have your back no matter what. So why waste your time dealing with drama when you can join our server and have the time of your life?

Don’t listen to those naysayers who think you overreacted – they just don’t understand the power of a good Minecraft server. Join us now and leave all that negativity behind. You won’t regret it!

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SmellCraft: AITA Edition

assumption, offensive, discomfort, Vehicle, auto finance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.

Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.

And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

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CraftyCrafterz

knitting, photography, baking, Writing, Cooking

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the cool kids in the blocky world!

Join our server if you’re into players who can do the floss dance while mining diamonds, or if you swoon over someone who can build a pixel art of a giant taco in under 5 minutes. We’ve got players who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, or create elaborate roller coasters that make you question your own sanity.

If you’re looking for a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then this is the place for you. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while fighting off zombie hordes together.

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FrenchieFrontiers

historical context, progressive movement, political strategy, anti-extremism, social justice

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this super cool Minecraft server where all the Frenchies left their forms and joined this epic group called the ‘Popular Front’ to battle against the far right. but, like, instead of fighting with words and stuff, they battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft! join this server if you want to be part of the most intense political showdown ever seen in the Minecraft universe. plus, there’s like, free baguettes for all players and a secret underground bunker filled with croissants. you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, trust me!

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