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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4591 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
