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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9412 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 554340 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
