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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1456 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 134 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
