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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8614 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 580 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
