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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6489 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
