condom material comparison Minecraft Servers

Thin Poly Condoms Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
New Chunks Explored:	555344	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchantments Applied:	247
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

PublicEvo Minecraft server

banner, May 14 2023, Minecraft, No Donations, no privates, no wipe, Old Days, ONLINE, pleasant time, PublicEvo, rules, Server, server description, Vanilla Gameplay, version 1.5.2, welcome

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3452

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Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

45.151.91.10:25448

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2396
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Potions Brewed:	54
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Mines Excavated:	3511	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	557460
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	4031

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!