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Block Party

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4772
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	1055

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	79	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2673	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Falling into the Void:	0

What is The Village?

play.villagemc.co

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5886	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	176

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ores Mined:	3658	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

mc.evoearth.xyz

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	594	Falling into the Void:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5484

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

xylosmp.wither.best:25751

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	2719
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34

mythicandmagic.apexmc.co