condom jokes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Block Party
BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms
join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.
if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

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RatINC Skyblock
#exciting, amazing, Beta, BUILD, Community, Economy, Experience, first, grow, Hiring, Join, Launch, Minecraft, new, Players, PvP, RatINC, Server, Shape, Skyblock, Staff
RatINC Skyblock is a brand new Minecraft server launching with an exciting Skyblock experience. We’re in beta and looking for our first players to join and grow with us! We’re also hiring staff to help shape the server and build an amazing community. Be among the first to join RatINC Skyblock!
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New Server IP
CraftyIdolMinecraft Server
CEDEC 2024, Chahan Master, Cinderella Girls, Cosmo plays NUTDEALER, CraftyIdolMinecraft, event dates, gacha dates, Gakuen Season Solo Collection, GK Hatsuboshi Commu, HAJIME Tour, Houkago Climax Girls, idolmaster, idolmaster birthdays, idolmaster materials, idolmaster translations, idolmaster website, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, Kamurogiku, Kimi to Semi-Blue, Letora Radio, noctchill Dress Order, Server, SFP collab gacha, shiny colors, Shiny Colors Maintenance, Theater 399 TS, VL Cosmos Cosmos
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a creeper blowing up your house, more twists and turns than a mineshaft, and more fun than riding a pig off a cliff!
Join us for crazy events and gachas that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers huddling together during a zombie siege. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for more excitement than a group of players racing to find diamonds first!

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New Server IP
/MineGig SMP – Mining and Laughing with Friends
Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, Friends, genshin impact, LAUGHING, Lumidouce Elegy, MineGig, Mining, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan
Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP where we have daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT? That’s right, you’ll never miss out on freebies again! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will make you scream “YEEHAW” as you ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the characters in Genshin Impact are talking about it. They’re all like, “I wish I could join that SMP and build a house with my bare hands.” And don’t even get me started on the weapon banner – we’ve got Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm) that will make your enemies tremble in fear.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and be a part of the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. And remember, if you see a creeper, just give it a high-five and watch it explode with joy. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

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New Server IP
SecretCraft Minecraft Server
Avoiding, cold, Drama, extended family, facebook account, family, family reunions, grandma’s cousins, great aunts, home purchase, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Moving, phone numbers, RELATIVES, Rude, SecretCraft, Server, settling down, third cousins, TOWN, Unnecessary
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is a thing of the past! Join us and escape the chaos of real life relatives by building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual family!
🏰 Build a castle to hide from your nosy third cousins and great aunts who always want to know your business! Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
💥 Fight off creepers and skeletons with your trusty pickaxe and sword, because here, the only drama you’ll face is surviving the night!
🤪 Join now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs phone numbers and Facebook accounts when you have a whole new world to explore with your fellow block-loving relatives? Let’s mine and craft our way to a drama-free paradise! 😂

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New Server IP
GlutenFreeGamerZone
celiac disease, gluten free, gluten free cooking, gluten free cooking equipment, gluten free diet, gluten free diet restrictions, gluten free food, gluten free food accommodations, gluten free food budget, gluten free food costs, gluten free food expenses, gluten free food preferences, gluten free household, gluten free lifestyle, gluten free living, gluten free meals, gluten free options, gluten free recipes, gluten free snacks, gluten free snacks for celiac disease, GlutenFreeGamerZone
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gluten free snacks are the only option! Just like the OP’s brother, you’ll have to survive in a world where gluten is a forbidden treat. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual gluten free options for you to enjoy.
Join us for epic battles against gluten monsters and embark on quests to find the rarest gluten free ingredients. Build your own gluten free empire and show off your culinary skills to the rest of the server.
And remember, just like in real life, gluten free food costs more in our virtual world too. So get ready to grind for those virtual coins and stock up on all the gluten free goodies you need to survive.
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a gluten free paradise!

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New Server IP
WorkSucksMinecraftSMP
constant interruptions, favoritism, inefficiency, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of training, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, negative feedback, office gossip, office politics, repetitive tasks, toxic environment, unrealistic deadlines, workplace complaints, WorkSucksMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of hearing Karen from accounting complain about her cat’s dietary preferences? Do you dread the sound of your boss’s annoying laugh echoing through the office? Well, it’s time to escape the mundane world and join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds!
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us and build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. Want to show off your PvP skills? Challenge your friends to a duel in our arena and claim victory with a diamond sword named “Karen’s Nightmare”.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their rebellion with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the office drama behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for creepers and Karens alike!

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New Server IP
BlockyBedroomBlunders
BlockyBedroomBlunders, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, consent, first time, Intimacy, red flag, red flags during first time sex, red flags during intimacy, red flags during sex, red flags in bed, red flags in new relationships, red flags in relationships, red flags in sexual encounters, red flags to watch out for, relationship, Safety, sex, Trust, warning signs
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to throwing the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft.
So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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New Server IP
KiwiKandyCraft Minecraft Server
addiction, candy, Charity, community support, controversy, Crisis, Dangerous, distribution, drug epidemic, Drugs, food bank, HARMFUL, illegal substances, illicit drugs, KiwiKandyCraft, Lethal, methamphetamine, Minecraft, new zealand, overdose, public health, Server, substance abuse
join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!!! we have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at and more creepers than you can count!!!
one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that gave them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn!!!
another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually aliens in disguise, and they gave him a magical sword that could shoot fireballs out of the tip!!!
plus, we have the most insane events like a giant chicken race where the winner gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you to the moon!!!
so come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!!! you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case you might want to stay away because we have enough fun to make your head explode like a watermelon filled with fireworks!!!

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New Server IP
RedSeaPvP: HouthiShipwrekt
Conflict, Defense, Destroys, foreign policy, Houthi vessels, HouthiShipwrekt, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, naval engagement, naval forces, naval warfare, Red Sea, RedSeaPvP, Saudi Arabia, us military, Warships, Yemen
come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy houthi vessels in the red sea LMAO. we got the US military on our side, blowing up boats like it’s nobodys business. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft. join now for some wild adventures and explosive fun. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a military operation in the red sea? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast!

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New Server IP
SwimCraft: Dive In!
adaptation, animal facts, Aquatic, aquatic mammals, biology, Dive, Evolution, human species, humans, learn to swim, mammal adaptation, mammal behavior, mammal characteristics, mammal evolution, mammal survival, Mammals, SwimCraft, swimming, swimming abilities, swimming techniques, Unique, water skills
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SWIM LIKE A DOLPHIN BUT WITH BLOCKS. U CAN DIVE INTO OUR PIXEL OCEAN AND BECOME A SWIMMING MASTER. WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U CAN DO THE MACARENA UNDERWATER. DON’T BE A LANDLUBBER, COME JOIN US AND BECOME A SWIMMING LEGEND, DUDE.

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