Thin Poly Condoms Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Animals Bred:	153	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	177
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, buzzed, celebration, EMBARRASSING, Experience, first time, Friends, Fun, getting drunk, hangover, intoxication, Laughter, long tail tag, Memories, milestone, MISTAKES, Party, regret, tipsy, TipsyCraft, wild night

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crops Grown:	2464	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mines Excavated:	2170

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

Adventure, Community, Competition, Crafting, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

omari.falixsrv.me:24069

The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

Craft to Exiles 2, Discord, Factions, Griefing, Ip:, Lite RPG, Minecraft, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, team-up, The Rat Tavern, Version 1.20.1

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

– PvP is Allowed! – Lite RPG Encouraged – No Griefing!

IP: therattavern.g-portal.rocks Discord Link: https://discord.gg/therattavern

144.126.153.174:25765

Moonbat SMP: Where even the creepers practice safe exploding!

bedrock, Community, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploding, Factions, java, Minigames, Moonbat, multiplayer, Plugins, Practice, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Description
Creative Server	Express your creativity in this server with unlimited resources
Survival SMP (No-Griefing)	Join a friendly community in this survival server where griefing is not allowed
Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed)	Test your survival skills in a challenging environment where griefing is allowed

Server Details

IP Address: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP servers?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

A: Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

Q: Do you run player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged and excited.

/int/Support Minecraft Server

Alliance, Analysis, Community, Conflict, debate, decision, discussion, forum, Global, Int, international relations, intSupport, Minecraft, Neutrality, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, Side, Stance, Support, Viewpoint, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you meme-loving, drama-seeking players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you join Team Creeper and blow up everything in sight, or will you side with Team Enderman and teleport your way to victory? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is endorsed by none other than /int/? That’s right, the international board on 4chan has officially declared their support for our server, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see which side /int/ would have supported!

KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

already captured, already liar, already you liar, Caper, captured, Great, hoax, Kurk, KurklessKrew, kurks, kurks already captured, kurks captured, kurks liar, kurks they captured, kurks they liar, kurks you liar, Liar, liar liar, Minecraft, smp, they already captured, they already you liar, they captured, they liar, they you liar, you liar, you said

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Address, Cheat, concern, CraftyFamily, crime, Crush, DAUGHTER, Girlfriend, Groping, humor, inappropriate, JOKE, Minecraft, sense of humor, Server, sex, son’s friend, Terrible, threat, Urgent, Wife

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything.

Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

NoRoom4U

accomodation, arrangements, autism, Booking, Cash, Event, family friend, home, hotel room, key, last minute, Leftover, NoRoom4U, offer, parents, payment, pissed, protest, reception, refusing, Train

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world filled with mystery and mayhem. They embarked on a quest to build the craziest creations and conquer the most challenging obstacles. But little did they know, the real challenge was dealing with the wacky characters they encountered along the way.

From mischievous mobs to quirky players, our server is a place where anything can happen. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one described above. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Takeover

borders, commander in chief, Conflict, control, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, occupation, russia, SECURITY, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s Kursk Oblast one block at a time! we got 74 settlements under our control and we’re not stoppin’ there! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land in the name of ukraine’s Commander-in-Chief! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, all in the name of fun and games! let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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