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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 464 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 233 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1060 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 906595 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
