CONDOM Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE HUMANS… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2823	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Love Letters Sent:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

🦖 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! 🦖

Looking for a server where you can witness epic battles between dinos and human bulls? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground where you can experience the thrill of watching dino villages get raided and destroyed in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the chaos of WW2, but with dinos and human bulls going head to head in a battle for dominance. Witness the intense scenes of dino men, women, and children facing off against ruthless human bulls, all while you sit back and enjoy the show.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even witness the birth of a dino girl destined for a tragic fate at the hands of the human bulls. It’s all about the thrill of the unknown and the excitement of watching the madness unfold.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime! 🚀🦕 #DinoVsHumanBulls #EpicMinecraftSMP

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

actually, Affection, alternatively, announcer, bad, billion, carnation, CLOSET, competence, competences, complexion, CONDOM, CraftyMinds, criminal, demonstration, detective story, emeritus, Eventually, EXTRA, Fatal, gambling, Great, hazard, how do you call, in the train, INFORMATION, informations, loo, magazine, manifestation, MEDAL, milliard, Minecraft, now.., on the train, Order, Paragon, Pension, PENSIONER, Precise, preservative, Problem, Receipt, salary, Server, Speaker, specify, Sympathy, Trillion, warehouse, what do you call

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that is actually a billion times better than the rest? Well, look no further! Join our server, where the carnation of fun never ends!

Our server is like a closet full of competences, where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind or become an emeritus builder. Eventually, you’ll become an extra skilled player, avoiding fatal hazards and mastering the art of survival.

But wait, there’s more! How do you call a server with so much to offer? It’s like being in the train of excitement, filled with hilarious informations and crazy magazine quests. Join us and experience the manifestation of pure milliard-level fun!

Earn special orders and paragon rewards, and don’t worry about your pension – we’ll take care of you! So come on in and let’s have a precise adventure together, with plenty of preservatives to keep the fun going. Our speakers will guide you with sympathy and laughter, so what’s the problem? Join our server now!

PreggoPranks Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, CONDOM, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, Financial, Honesty, JOKE, love, Minecraft, prank, PreggoPranks, pregnancy scare, relationship, Server, stress, Traditional, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, unwanted pregnancy, Upset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Votes:	9048
Dimension Hops:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	156	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where unexpected surprises are around every corner!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time you thought you were going to be a parent but it turned out to be a prank! Imagine the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like the uncertainty of waiting for your partner’s period to arrive after a brief moment of unprotected sex.

Don’t worry, we promise there are no real-life pregnancy scares on our server, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on in and experience the excitement of never knowing what crazy antics will happen next. Just like the time you thought you were going to have to break the news to your traditional parents about a non-existent baby!

Join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions and laughs, because life is too short to not have a good time. And remember, on our server, the only surprises you’ll encounter are the ones that will make you laugh until you cry.

Crafty Horseplay: Where You’ll Never Hear That Rumor Again!

CHANGE, CONDOM, Crafty, DEBT, denial, EXCUSE, Hear, horse face, Horseplay, justification, minute, mistake, non-consensual, paid, payment, quickie, real fucking, regret, rumor, shameful, short lived, spanked, transactional, unprotected, Youll

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	3987	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!

Crafty Llamas

Beastiality, CONDOM, controversial, Crafty, Cum, explicit content, fetish, finding, freaky girl, Help, Horse, hot, image search, kink, Llamas, NSFW, Posting, real horse, sexual fantasy, shock value, taboo, Thread

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, we have players posting about finding a real horse with a condom filled with cum on it. And get this – they want to show it to a freaky girl because she’d find it hot! If that doesn’t scream “join us now”, I don’t know what will. Come on over and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed in your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

Clinic, CONDOM, CraftyCreeperz, genital herpes, gtbe, HIV, HIV RNA test, Japan, kidneys, kyoto, lesson learned, love hotel, ltbe, PEP, Prostitute, redlight district, serious partner, sex, solo trip, STD results, TOKYO

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

1080p, 12VHPWR, 1440p, 2160p, 4K Editing, ATX 3.0, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, building, Coolers, Country, CPU, DDR4, ddr5, gaming monitors, gaming setup, general, GPU, High FPS Gaming, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, Power Delivery, psu, RAM, RTX, rx, smp, SSD, Upgrade Advice

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6161	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic builds and upgrades, just like upgrading your PC with the latest and greatest components. Need advice on your build list? We got you covered, just make sure your monitor is up to par with our standards of excellence.

But beware of the dreaded 12VHPWR! Make sure you fully seat that connector or risk melting your connection like a lava flow. And don’t even think about using angled adapters, unless you want chaos to ensue.

We’ve got all the latest gossip on Intel Raptor Lake and RPL Refresh drama. Avoid the 13th and 14th gen CPUs like the plague, unless you want your game to crash harder than a falling anvil.

Looking for the perfect CPU for your Minecraft adventures? From HTPC browsing to extreme gaming, we’ve got the recommendations that will blow your mind. And remember, never settle for an iGPU-less CPU, unless you want your graphics to look as pixelated as a Steve skin.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure your PC is up to snuff, or you might end up in a blocky nightmare worse than the Nether itself!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Apology, Asshole, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Breakup, cancellation fee, credit card, English, family, group date night, Grumpy, Late, Latino, RESERVATION, Rude, sister, spanglish, spoiled, sushi, wait staff, White

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7595	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!

DinoDreams Minecraft SMP

Brachiosaurus, Creature, DinoDreams, Dinosaur, dinosaur lover, dream, dream pet, Extinct, FANTASY, fantasy pet, favorite dinosaur, imagination, jurassic, Minecraft, name.., pet, prehistoric, pterodactyl, smp, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex, triceratops, velociraptor

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magic Items Found:	6516
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	715525
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	280

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin!

StacksOnStacksMC

bills, Cash, cash flow, cash in wallet, cash on hand, Coins, Currency, currency in circulation, currency notes, finance, financial assets, financial resources., loose change, MONEY, paper money, personal finance, physical currency, pocket money, spending money, StacksOnStacksMC, wallet

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Star Shards Collected:	169	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, authoritarianism, China, communist regime, Diplomacy, east asia, ENEMY, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political conflict, power struggle, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, Tensions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6962	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

Celebrity, commentary, criticism, cultural norms, culture, debate, digital age, Ethics, FryCraft, Impact, influence, innovation, Media, Mess, Musk, MuskZuck, polluted culture, public figures, silicon valley, social media, society, Stephen Fry, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief

cognitive therapy, guided treatment, long-term effects, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental Wellness, positive effects, post-traumatic stress disorder, psychological treatment, ptsd, PTSD management, Relief, stress relief, symptoms reduction, tetris, Therapy, therapy session, Trauma recovery, treatment session, video game, video game therapy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2334
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

Mc WebPd

Adventure, Anarchy, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Hey there, Minecraft adventurers! Brace yourselves for McWebPd – the raw, unfiltered anarchy server that’s about to shake up your Minecraft world! We’re running on the cutting-edge 1.21.1, but don’t worry if you’re a bit behind – we welcome players from 1.12 all the way up! Anarchy Unleashed: Where Your Imagination Runs Wild! At McWebPd, we believe in true freedom. No rules holding you back, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft mayhem! Build, destroy, conquer – it’s all fair game as long as you don’t crash our party or lock others out of the fun. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got some seriously cool surprises hidden throughout our world. Stumble upon insanely enchanted gear or face off against custom mobs that’ll make your head spin. The best part? These gems are constantly evolving, keeping you on your toes with every login! And guess what? Your creations are here to stay. No resets, no wipes (fingers crossed 🤞). Build your legacy and watch it stand the test of time! Now, here’s the inside scoop: We’re still in development, and we need YOUR help to make McWebPd the ultimate anarchy experience. By joining now, you’re not just playing – you’re shaping the future of our server. How cool is that? So, are you ready to be part of something epic? Dive into the chaos at mc.webpd.ro and help us test the limits of what’s possible! Remember, in this world, you’re not just a player – you’re a pioneer. See you in the game, trailblazers! P.S. No special ranks, no admins breathing down your neck – just you, the wilderness, and endless possibilities. Let’s make Minecraft history together!

mc.webpd.ro:25590

1ba3d

anarchistic, Anarchy, freedom, Minecraft, No Rules, Plugins, Server, Survival, Version 1.20.1

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	132	Players Killed by Monsters:	6117
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Minecraft server 1ba3d is anarchistic on version 1.20.1 and has no rules. Everyone can do whatever they want. There are some plugins etc.

But you will also have complete freedom there!

1ba3d.net:58250

Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

Adventure, application, bedrock, Biome, Boomers, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, EASY, Friendly, home, Inbox, Interactive, Join, Longterm, Minecraft, multiplayer, Quick, Retirement, Roleplay, rules, smp, Survival, Survivalists

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Emeralds Found:	1072	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	63
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

Overview
Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
What kind of server is this?	This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
Is this server vanilla or modded?	This server is vanilla.