Condolences MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

age 22, Luxembourg royalty, Luxembourg news., sad news, Luxembourg

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even Prince Frederik of Luxembourg wanted to play on it. but, sadly, he got so addicted dat he forgot to eat and sleep and ended up dying at age 22. but hey, don’t let dat scare u off, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity. we got unicorns dat poop rainbows, flying pigs dat drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair where u can battle zombie llamas. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat farts fireballs. so come on, join us and let’s make Prince Frederik proud in the afterlife.

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MotherGrind Minecraft Server

Tragedy, Conflict, international relations, Backlash, controversy

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can, like, grind up meat from animals? well, imagine if u could do that in real life! like, russian officials are, like, giving meat grinders to mothers of soldiers who died in ukraine. it’s, like, so crazy, right? imagine all the meat u could grind up on this server! join now for a wild and wacky time! who needs diamonds when u have a meat grinder, amirite?

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BabySaviorDownUnder

Red Cross, Condolences, Hero, Philanthropist, RIP

Come join our epic Minecraft server where James Harrison himself used to play before he saved 2.4 million babies with his magical blood! Rumor has it that his blood was so powerful, it could even turn creepers into friendly pets. Join now to experience the mystical powers of James Harrison’s blood and maybe even save a few virtual babies yourself! Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and ride on the backs of flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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FamousDeathFeels – Minecraft SMP

Loss, Icon, famous person, Condolences, Memories

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a creeper blew up my house and I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But then the admin came and gave me a new house made entirely out of emeralds, like what even is this server?!

And let me tell you, the community here is just so supportive, like when my pet pig ran away, everyone banded together to search for him and we found him chilling in a cave with a bunch of skeletons, like what a party animal! And the best part is, the server has a secret underground disco where we all go to dance and have fun, it’s lit AF!

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head, it’s totally worth it, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

Celebration of Life, Business, Inheritance, blockparty, family drama

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and inheritance issues in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your grandma showing up unannounced or harassing you for money. Instead, you can team up with other players to take on crazy challenges and conquer the virtual universe!

And don’t worry, we won’t congratulate you on your inheritance or expect you to invite your grandma to any in-game celebrations. Join us now and leave all the real-life drama behind!

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MexiCraft Server: Plane Crash Edition

Victims, plane, MexiCraft, crash, Condolences

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the mexican citizens who survived a plane crash in philly, like, how crazy is that? the mexican president even said so, so you know it’s legit. join now and be part of this wild adventure, like, who knows what other insane stories you’ll be a part of on this server, dude. come on, don’t miss out on all the fun!

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IceRinkExpress Minecraft Server

Recovery, training camp, athletes, Remembrance, investigation

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine a world where you can fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the skies like a boss. and get this, the only way to get around is by figure skating on ice blocks.

we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.

but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

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Sacred Solace 1.20

porn, Razors, control, Foreskin, orgasm

Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of circumcision!

Are you tired of not being able to self-insert while watching porn because the dude has a cut dick?

On our server, everyone is intact and ready to orgasm like they should! No more weird sensations or lack of vocalization during your gaming experience.

Forget about not being able to cum from a blowjob – our server will make you shake and whimper like a little girl in no time!

Thanks to our server, you can feel completely controlled, owned, and at peace while playing.

Say goodbye to the pain of foreskin being sliced with razors and join us for a foreskin-friendly gaming experience!

Don’t be sorry for being circumcised, be sorry for not joining our server sooner!

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CraftyBerlin

RIP, mysterious death, German, investigation, Embassy

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyPutin’sMCServer

crisis management., russian federation, Condolences, diplomatic relations, RESPONSIBILITY

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a minecraft character who blames russia for all the disasters that happen in the game. we have crazy adventures, like when a creeper exploded the white house and the president blamed putin for it. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, explosions, and blaming other countries for our problems. it’s a total blast, literally!

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