Condo Living MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarBlockerCraft

car size, parking regulations, resolution, problem solving, condo living

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama is a thing of the past! Tired of dealing with neighbors who can’t park straight? Join our server and never worry about fitting your virtual car into a virtual garage again!

On our server, you can build the biggest, baddest garage you want without any pesky neighbors encroaching on your space. No more late-night texts or early morning calls about parking disputes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if you ever encounter a virtual neighbor who tries to park in your virtual garage, just send them a friendly message with a link to our virtual parking space survey. They’ll quickly realize that there’s no room for drama on our server!

So come join us and leave the real-life parking problems behind. Build, explore, and park your virtual car with ease on our Minecraft server – because here, there’s always enough space for everyone (even if they’re pregnant and can’t fit)!

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TowTownMC – Reserved Parking Only!

downtown parking, parking rules, parking violations, college town, towing cars without warning

Hey gamers,

So, I just spawned into this new Minecraft world and let me tell you, it’s like living in the heart of a bustling city. But instead of dealing with annoying neighbors, I’m dealing with pesky players parking in my reserved spots! I mean, I’ve got two prime parking spaces right in front of my Minecraft house, and these noobs keep trying to steal them for a quick getaway to the Nether.

Last night, I saw this shady character park his pixelated car in my spot and head off to the virtual bar. I didn’t want to start a Minecraft brawl, so I called the towing company to come and haul his blocky ride away. When he came back, there was a whole showdown between him and the tow truck driver – it was like watching a Minecraft version of Fast and Furious!

I know I’m the hero of my own Minecraft story for standing up for my parking rights, but part of me wonders if I should’ve just left a passive-aggressive sign instead. But hey, if you want to join this server, be prepared for some epic parking battles and maybe even start your own towing company in the virtual world. Let’s see who can rule the streets of Minecraft City!

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Minecraft server: /dsg/ – DemonCraft Server

Server, Character planners, dark souls 3, demons souls, DemonCraft

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you – the one where we bring the Dark Souls universe to life in Minecraft!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can explore the lands of Lordran, Drangleic, Yharnam, and even the mysterious world of Elden Ring! Fight off terrifying monsters, conquer challenging bosses, and collect epic loot to become the ultimate warrior.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special section dedicated to Armored Core fans, where you can build and customize your own mechs to battle it out in epic robot wars.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey filled with memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft Souls!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

insult, Rick & Morty, Minecraft, Pickle Trek, Dismissive

Are you tired of spending 15 years dissing animation and using “cartoon” as an insult? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft server and embrace the world of animation like never before!

Imagine this: you, a former animation hater, now thriving in a virtual world filled with colorful blocks and pixelated characters. You’ll go from dissing Rick & Morty to building your own crazy adventures in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to voice act in our animated sitcom that we’re totally going to pitch to Hollywood. Who needs mainstream success when you can be the star of your own animated show in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your animation-hating days behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the world of animation!

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Mom’s Friend’s Kid-Free Minecraft Server

moms, privacy, vacation, KidFree, Babysitting

Are you tired of being forced to hang out with annoying kids on your Minecraft server? Join our server where we guarantee no unwanted guests barging into your virtual room! Our server is a safe space for gamers of all ages to enjoy without the fear of invasion of privacy. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless fun and adventure in the virtual world. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play, join our server and game on your own terms!

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PromTicketPayDay

Experience, Boundaries, overstepping, PUSHY, rejection

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments in the most epic way possible! Join us and let’s see who comes out on top in this intense battle of friendship drama!

Are you tired of boring prom stories? Well, on our server, we have a prom like no other! Experience the thrill of inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint, and watch as the drama unfolds when they refuse to pay you back for their ticket. Will you be the hero who stands up for themselves, or will you be the one left with an empty wallet and a broken friendship?

Join now and embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous waters of high school drama, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be dubbed the ultimate AITA? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

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ApocaCraft Minecraft Server

world’s conclusion, armageddon, Server, Destruction, Apocalyptic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the world just keeps on spinning? Join our server and you can choose how you want the world to end! Want it to be overrun by giant chickens? Done. Prefer a zombie apocalypse with dancing skeletons? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. So come on, join us and let’s watch the world burn together!

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FearedCraft: HistVillains

Conquerors, infamous leaders, HistVillains, Infamous figures, despotic rulers

Forget about historical figures, the real terror is waiting for you on our Minecraft server! Join us if you dare to face off against the most feared player in all of Minecraft history. Legend has it they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a block of dirt. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

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BelarusCraft: Lukashenko’s 30 Year Minecraft Server

Lukashenkos, international relations, Alexander Lukashenko, Strongman, authoritarian regime

come join our epic minecraft server where you can crush dissent just like Alexander Lukashenko! cozy up to your fellow players and build a dictatorship together! who needs democracy when you can have total control over everything? plus, we have a special event where you can reenact Lukashenko’s 30 years in power by dominating the server and showing everyone who’s boss. join now for a wild ride filled with power, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of friendship (but only if it benefits your dictatorship).

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NoLePenNoGainMC

elections, NoLePenNoGainMC, National Rally, far-right movement, parliamentary elections

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on building the sickest castles. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, u’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. u gotta sneak in and dance with them to unlock special powers.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky and drop enchanted items for u to collect. it’s like a magical treasure hunt every day.

so, why join this server? because where else can u find a place where u can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? come join the madness, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

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