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CeasefireCraft – No New Conditions
So, like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hamas ready to implement ceasefire without new conditions! like, who knew hamas was into Minecraft, right? but like, they’re super chill and just wanna build and mine with us. so come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with hamas and take on the Ender Dragon together! it’s gonna be epic, so don’t miss out! -
TattooedBroRentDrama
So, imagine this: you’re just trying to be a good sibling and help out with rent, but instead, you end up funding your brother’s latest tattoo obsession. And not just any tattoo, a rare, exclusive tattoo that he had to book months in advance. And to top it off, he still had the plastic on it when he showed up to collect the rent money.But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with any tattoo-related rent payment shenanigans. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and maybe even some questionable financial decisions (but hopefully not involving tattoos). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between helping a sibling or funding their next tattoo masterpiece. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious time on our server. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!
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LieCraft SMP: “I read and agree to the terms and conditions”
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where everyone tells outrageous lies on a regular basis! We have players claiming to have tamed a dragon, built a house made entirely of diamonds, and even discovered a secret portal to the Nether in their backyard. Don’t miss out on the fun and join us for a wild ride of deception and hilarity! -
CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
u know what’s better than talking about boring politics? PLAYING ON OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us and escape the drama of the real world. we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. join us now and let’s build a world where peace and harmony reign, unlike those silly ceasefire talks in Gaza. let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together! -
TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic server where u can build, mine, and battle ur way to victory!why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!
plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!
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BrainwashedBusters Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of blaming shabbos, golems, and incompetent front man stooges for all your problems? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies, where players trade in rare items and plot against the evil tax cattle stewards. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.
So why waste your time blaming others when you can join our Minecraft SMP and take control of your own destiny? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind shabbos, golems, and those pesky front man stooges. Join now and let the madness begin!
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BondCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself! -
StepmomSlaya69
Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members like my stepmom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated with respect and kindness! No more comparing yourself to your golden child cousin or dealing with passive-aggressive comments about your life choices. On our server, you can build your dream world without any drama or negativity.Join us and experience a world where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or criticism. Build friendships with fellow players who support and uplift you, unlike my stepmom who only knows how to tear others down. Say goodbye to Thanksgiving nightmares and hello to a community that values and appreciates you for who you are.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave behind the toxic behavior of your past. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated for their uniqueness. See you in the game!
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DarkCraft: Where your organs have better lighting than our players!
join dis server and u can finally give ur internal cells and organs a break from the darkness they been livin in. they deserve some sunlight too, ya know? plus, who knows, maybe they’ll thank u by givin u some extra health points or somethin. just imagine ur liver throwin u a lil party for finally lettin it see the light of day. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join us and let ur organs shine bright like a diamond. -
PrimateFaceDetectCraft
so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!