| Key Features | Small community looking for new players |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | 20 TPS stability, running on Intel i7 14700F, PaperMC 1.21.4 |
| Community Aspects | Current goals to reach active players and Discord members |
| Discord Server | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I cheat on the server? | No, cheating is not allowed. |
| Is swearing allowed? | Excessive swearing is not allowed. |
| What is the minimum age requirement? | You have to be at least 13 years old. |
Join us and experience a world where even the most misunderstood mobs are welcomed with open arms. Just like the time a creeper asked to switch biomes because the grass wasn’t green enough for its liking. We happily obliged and even threw in some extra TNT as a welcome gift!
But that’s not all – we also have a strict “no smoking policy” in our virtual world. Don’t worry, we won’t discriminate against players who smell like weed because they have a medical card. In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique scent and share their edibles with the rest of the community.
So come on down to our server and leave your discrimination at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast, even if you trigger a creeper’s PTSD along the way!
Forget about real-life drama, on our server, you can co-sign for loans with pixelated friends and build your financial empire one block at a time. Who needs real money when you can have virtual debts and investments?
We have a special feature where you can write down agreements with your fellow players before embarking on any financial endeavors. No more misunderstandings or arguments, just good old-fashioned written contracts in the Minecraft world.
And don’t worry about maxing out your line of credit, because on our server, you can ask for as much virtual money as you want without any consequences. Just make sure to sell your pixelated investment property within five years to pay off those loans!
Join us now and become a beneficiary on a virtual life insurance policy, because you never know what dangers lurk in the world of Minecraft. And remember, on our server, no money can be withdrawn without both parties’ approval, so you can rest assured that your virtual finances are in good hands.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s settle this argument once and for all. Are you the AH or are you just a misunderstood blocky hero? Only one way to find out!
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.
but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?
and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and escape from the toxic relationships of your friends at uni.
Why settle for mediocrity when you can have an epic adventure in a blocky world where the only limit is your imagination?
Don’t be like those pathetic people who give up on their dreams, join our server and unleash your greed for more!
Forget about Africa, forget about your problems, and dive into a world where anything is possible. Join now and say goodbye to the pathetic reality of the real world!
WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!
Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape. We promise not to lock you in the back seat like an animal, unless you’re into that kind of roleplay 😉
Just like this OP, you’ll encounter unexpected surprises and betrayals that will leave you questioning everything. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with a uhaul full of unnecessary furniture!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a family reunion gone wrong. You won’t regret it…probably.
Join us and witness the magic of circumpolar hybrid zones, where animals from opposite ends of the Earth come together to create some wacky new species. It’s like Noah’s Ark on steroids, bro!
Our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. Who needs regular old animals when you can have polar bear-penguin hybrids running around causing chaos?
So come on down and experience the biodiversity bonanza that is our server. Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get wild, baby!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.
So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?
So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!
We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!
So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!
Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?
✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!
✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!
✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!
✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!
✅ Balanced cool donation!
✅ Own store and trade between players!
✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!
✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!
We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!
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Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!
Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!
Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!
But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!
And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!
Join us for reaction content, unhinged zatsu, and terrible takes that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, we’ve got some cute genmates and kouhais from Phase Connect, so you know things are always wild and wacky around here.
Forget the rest, join the best – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game, fellow gamers! #PipkinExperience #MinecraftMadness
Join us and you’ll have the chance to vote for FUWAMOCO as Vtuber of the Year! Who is FUWAMOCO, you ask? Well, let’s just say she’s a virtual YouTuber who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.”
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself haunts the halls, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as you are? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, the pigs here can fly. Yep, you heard me right. Flying pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs that can serenade you with their beautiful oinks as they soar through the sky.
But wait, there’s more! The villagers on Strinova are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with their top-secret gadgets and gizmos. You never know when you might stumble upon a villager in a tuxedo, ready to take down some baddies.
And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Just give that pickaxe a swing and voila! Your wildest Minecraft dreams come true.
So, what do we think of Strinova? It’s a place where the absurd becomes the norm and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!