conditioned goons – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Belle loves kids edition, booru, censored, conditioned goons, CraftyCats, CREEPERS, desuarchive, fear, Goons, hgoon, hoe scarers, Losers, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Trash, Tread, Virgins, weeby eternal virgins

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

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Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

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Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

Call, catchy, Dance, Entertainment, family, funny, humor, love, Lyrics, MAMA, mamas, Minecraft, miners, Motherhood, Music, my, parenting, Party, smp, somebody, somebody call my mama, song, trending, United, viral

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

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UncleCreepBlock

Boundaries, boyfriend’s uncle, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, discomfort, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, generational gap, inconsiderate, language barrier, personal space, relationship conflict, Respect, sleeping arrangements, trust issues, UncleCreepBlock, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.

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CraftyLove: No Strings Attached

Acts of kindness, Anticipating needs, attached, Being attentive, Being loyal, Being reliable, Being trustworthy, CraftyLove, Emotional support, Listening without judgment, Making sacrifices, Making you feel special, Making you laugh., physical affection, Quality time together, respecting boundaries, romantic gestures, showing appreciation, Spontaneous acts of love, STRINGS, Surprising gifts, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding without words

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the opposite sex doesn’t do anything for you? Well, look no further because on our server, the opposite sex will build you a castle, mine diamonds for you, and even tame a dragon just to impress you! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft fantasy where your wildest dreams come true! Who needs to ask when you have a whole server of players ready to fulfill your every wish?

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CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft and have a good time but then u get bored cuz every server is the same old boring stuff? well not this server, my dude. this server is like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun.

we got hostage negotiations going on, like what even is that? but hey, it’s all part of the fun. the PM is taking a harder line in the talks just to cause a crisis, like who does that in a minecraft server? only us, that’s who.

join us for the wackiest, most unpredictable time of your life. who knows what will happen next? maybe we’ll have a zombie apocalypse or a llama uprising. anything is possible in this server. so come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together.

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CraftyCommies: $22k PvP War

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yo, u ever wanted to be a russian spy??? well now u can on our minecraft server!!! join us and get the chance to be a secret agent fighting in ukraine for a whopping $22,000!!! imagine the epic battles u will have, the secret missions u will go on, and the sweet cash u will earn!!! come join us now and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life!!! let’s gooooooo!!!! 🕵️‍♂️💰🔫

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SongAmnesiaCraft

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join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the skeletons are the backup dancers.

build your own castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie villagers.

we have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken, then you might regret it a little.

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Pixelaria

Adventures, challenging foes, Collaborative projects, Dynamic world, Economy, engaging gameplay, Epic battles, Guilds, immersive rpg, Level Mobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer experience, Pixelaria, powerful guilds, PvE, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG elements, skills leveling system, smp, Survival, Survival multiplayer, tool leveling system, Unique abilities, Vanilla

Welcome to Pixelaria!

Survival Multiplayer (SMP): Dive into our dynamic and engaging SMP world where you can build, explore, and survive with friends and fellow adventurers.

Tool and Skills Leveling System: Enhance your gameplay with our unique leveling system! Improve your tools and skills as you progress, unlocking new abilities and making every action count.

Level Mobs: Encounter a variety of challenging mobs with varying levels. Prepare for epic battles and earn greater rewards as you take on tougher foes!

RPG Elements: Immerse yourself in our RPG-inspired world. Complete quests, and engage in thrilling adventures that add depth to your Minecraft experience.

Guilds: Join forces with other players by creating or joining guilds. Collaborate on massive projects, conquer challenges together, and establish your guild as the most powerful in the land.

Join Us Now!

play.gemloneza.uk:24918

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luvshcerver Minecraft server

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NEW SURVIVAL PARTY POSSIBLE

beachsalmon.exaroton.host:46191

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🌋 Lowworlds SMP Season Two 🌋 (SMP) [CONTENT CONSUMER] [18+]

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Overview
Server Name: Highworlds
Type: Hybrid Survival SMP
Community: Content Creators ONLY

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Highworlds?	Highworlds is a content creator Hybrid Survival SMP server similar to Hermitcraft.
What does Hybrid Survival SMP mean?	The server combines aspects of Survival and Creative modes for a unique gameplay experience.
Is the community welcoming to new members?	Yes, the community is welcoming and ready to bring in new talents.
When does the next season start?	The second season is set to begin in September.
How can I join Highworlds?	Connect with the server admin team and current members on Discord: https://discord.gg/TfH6YxkrxZ

CraftyHomoShips Minecraft Server

CraftyHomoShips, fan culture, Fandom, fanfiction, female lovers, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, homo ships, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ relationships, love stories, male lovers, media representation, Minecraft, queer love, queer representation, relationships, romance, Server, shipping, societal norms, yuri ships

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this question? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera meets a fantasy world meets a comedy show. Join us and witness the craziest love triangles, quadrangles, and even pentagons unfold before your very eyes. Who needs mobs and mining when you can have drama and romance? Join now and see why our server is the talk of the block!

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