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Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

booru, censored, conditioned goons, desuarchive, hgoon, hoe scarers, hypersexual, Making out with your screen edition, Minecraft, NoPussyGang, pfg, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, self-made faggots, smp, Trash, weeby eternal virgins

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mines Excavated:	1034
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Belle loves kids edition, booru, censored, conditioned goons, CraftyCats, CREEPERS, desuarchive, fear, Goons, hgoon, hoe scarers, Losers, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Trash, Tread, Virgins, weeby eternal virgins

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

booru, censored, conditioned goons, CraftyCats, CREEPERS, desuarchive, eternal virgins, fear, fucking real women, hand-fucker, hgoon, hoe scarers, no hopes, PAWG edition, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, Trash, Tread, weeby

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Potions Brewed:	124
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4606
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

25 facts

25 facts, Ip:, mi-7f8a862c.axenthost.me, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	8642	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Server IP: mi-7f8a862c.axenthost.me

mi-7f8a862c.axenthost.me

Superatm9

lag spikes, Minecraft, Modded, Players, Server, SuperATM9, tps, version 0.2.55

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	3783	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5584	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

The SuperATM9 Minecraft server is an amazing server on version 0.2.55! It is a great server with VERY few lags spikes and great tps! Tons of very helpful players for new modded Minecraft players. Enjoy!

superatm9.modded.fun

PrismaCraft VS Hypixel

#announcement, BUILD, Community, Community Focused, Cosy, Discord, Economy, grindy, home, Linktree, Lovely, Minecraft, Plugins, PrismaCraft, PvE, Release, RPG elements, settle down, Survival, Towny, Towny Server, Unique, Vanilla Experience, VIBE

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Hypixel VS PrismaCraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player count
Frequent updates and events	Can have long queue times for popular minigames

PrismaCraft

Pros	Cons
Community-focused server	Smaller player base
Unique range of plugins	Not as many minigames available
Cosy, grindy experience	May not appeal to players looking for fast-paced action

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out from PrismaCraft?

Hypixel has a much larger player base and offers a wide variety of minigames with frequent updates and events.

Why choose PrismaCraft over Hypixel?

PrismaCraft is a community-focused server with unique plugins that create a cosy, grindy experience for players looking to settle down and build within a lovely community.

Lotus 8 mc

casual gameplay, Challenging, Classic Factions, Classic Skyblock, classic survival, Custom Factions, Custom SkyBlock, Custom Survival, Developer Team, Educational Gameplay Category, esports, Gamemodes, gameplays, Gamers, Gaming, Good Sportsmanship, hardcore survival, Healthy Mindset, LifeSteal, Lotus 8, MC Network, Meditative Mindfulness, Mental Wellbeing, Multiplayer Survival, official gamemodes, Passphrase Required, Performance Mindset Mindfulness, pmm, Potential, Skyblock, Skygrid, Survival, Time Limited Connection, UHC Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Lotus 8 MC Network is a branch from Lotus 8 Esports which maintains our network and focus’ on a Healthy Mindset, Good Sportsmanship, Mental Wellbeing and a Meditative Mindfulness leading towards one of our goals of leading the Esports industry and utilizing Performance Mindset Mindfulness, or PMM for short, to all gamers alike to unlock potential and elevate their performance within the world of gaming. Our network is driven to put your mind and resourcefulness to test in our well crafted gamemodes developed by our Developer Team to provide both challenging and casual gameplay.

Casual Gameplay is a term we use to identify one of the 3 types of gameplays that the user may experience. Casual is where the player would want to play our official gamemodes without any major restrictions like; Time Limited Connection, Passphrase Required to play, Unable to see any other use unless in the same gameplay category, and Limited Chat. These restrictions are only for one other Gameplay Category called the Educational Gameplay Category. The casual gameplay if mainly made up of the following gamemodes; Custom Survival, Classic Survival, Custom Skyblock, Classic Skyblock, Classic Factions, Custom Factions, Skygrid, Hardcore Survival, UHC Survival, Lifesteal, etc etc

play.mclotus8esports.com

Relics of Survival: Where even the creepers are scared of the moderators!

Castle, Caves, CREEPERS, Grief Protection, Machine, Minecraft, Moderators, Mountains, new, Players, Relics, Rollercoaster, Scared, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Relics of Survival SMP

IP	RelicsOfSurvival.my.pebble.host
Discord Invite	Click here to join

There is no whitelist. It’s public and free to join! 😀

Relics of Survival is a Minecraft 1.20.4 survival server with grief protection. Climb the tallest mountains… venture down into the darkest caves… build a majestic castle… invent a new machine.. or take a ride on a rollercoaster… build almost anything you want. Classic Survival. This is a new smp that started yesterday/today, so we still have only a few players so far

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	No, the server is public and free to join.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.20.4
Are there grief protection measures in place?	Yes, the server has grief protection.
How many players are currently on the server?	Since it is a new server, there are only a few players so far.

Ascendant Survival VS Hypixel

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Adventure, Competition, Cooperative gameplay, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, epic projects, Exploration, friendly community, lasting friendships, Leaderboards, MCMMO, Mini Games, multiplayer, player nations, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, server ip, server port, Survival, survival server, town-building, Towny, Unique Features

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Hypixel	Ascendant Survival
Pay-to-win elements	Proudly NON-Pay-to-Win
Limited custom items and features	Custom items, dungeons, mini-games, and more
Popular and active player base	Friendly and super chill community
Dedicated mini-games and competitive play	Focus on survival, building, and friendly gameplay
Lacks LGBTQ+ inclusivity focus	LGBTQ+ Ally

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Hypixel pay-to-win?	Yes, Hypixel has pay-to-win elements.
Does Ascendant Survival have custom items and features?	Yes, Ascendant Survival offers custom items, dungeons, and mini-games.
Which server has a more active player base?	Hypixel is known for its popularity and active player community.
What is the community like on Ascendant Survival?	Ascendant Survival prides itself on having a friendly and super chill community.
Is LGBTQ+ inclusivity a focus on Hypixel?	No, but Ascendant Survival is an LGBTQ+ Ally server.

GoITeens Vanilla

Clan, Discord, Friends, GoITeens, Kingdom, Minecraft, Plasmovoicechat, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	21

GoITeens DIScord – [url=/account/manage/servers/item/new/Діскорд%20Гоу Айтінс]discord.gg/goiteens[/url]

GoITeens Minecraft DIScord – [url=/account/manage/servers/item/new/Діскорд Майнкрафт]discord.gg/sTGwEqnhzp[/url]

You will find friends on this server! Build your clan! And eventually the Kingdom!

159.69.70.65:25659

Equestrifun IV VS Hypixel

BridleBunch, CraftyColts, Creative, Economy, Equestrian, EquineEmpire, EquineLife, FoalFrenzy, GallopOn, HoofBeats, horsepower, ManeEvent, ManeFocus, Minecraft, MinecraftFun, PixelSteed, PonyPalooza, RidersRealm, Roleplay, SaddleUp, Stablemates, StallionSociety, Survival, Towny, VirtualHorseplay

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Hypixel	Equestrifun IV
Large player base	Focused on equestrian activities
Wide variety of minigames	Teaches about horses and equine care
Regular updates and events	Promotes creativity and learning
Custom plugins and game modes	Supports role-playing as different equine professions
Competitive gameplay	Safe and welcoming community

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What type of gameplay can I expect on Hypixel?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and custom game modes for competitive gameplay.

Equestrifun IV: Equestrifun IV focuses on equestrian activities and promotes learning about horses and equine care.

2. What sets Hypixel apart from Equestrifun IV?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large player base, regular updates and events, and custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

Equestrifun IV: Equestrifun IV provides a safe and welcoming community for players to explore different equine professions and express their creativity.

3. Which server is better for beginners?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames suitable for players of all skill levels.

Equestrifun IV: Equestrifun IV is perfect for players interested in learning about horses and equine care, regardless of experience.

4. Can I role-play as different professions on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel focuses more on competitive gameplay and does not have specific role-playing elements.

Equestrifun IV: Equestrifun IV allows players to role-play as different equine professions such as farriers, riders, and barn owners.

Peaceful Farms VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, crops, Custom, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Fun, growth, Mini Games, multiplayer, Peaceful, player-friendly, Progression, Protection, PvE, Ranking, Relaxation, Roleplay, Sandbox, Social, Survival, Unique

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded/server lag
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Potential for toxicity in chat

Peaceful Farms

Pros	Cons
Focus on farming and building	Limited gameplay variety
30+ ranks to achieve	May not appeal to players looking for fast-paced action
Grief prevention systems	Smaller player base

FAQ

Is Hypixel or Peaceful Farms better for farming and building?

Hypixel is better for players looking for a wide variety of gameplay options and minigames, while Peaceful Farms specifically focuses on farming and building in a grief-free environment.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Peaceful Farms.

What sets Peaceful Farms apart from other Minecraft servers?

Peaceful Farms offers a unique farming economy experience with over 30 ranks to achieve and a focus on building. It also has strict grief prevention systems in place.

Can I join both Hypixel and Peaceful Farms?

Yes, you can join and play on both Hypixel and Peaceful Farms to experience different aspects of Minecraft gameplay.

uToo Survival VS Hypixel

Collaborative, Community Focused, Cross-Play, Diverse, dynamic, Economy, Engaging, Evolving, expansive, Friendly, Imaginative, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Innovative, Interactive, non pay-to-win, open world, player-driven, responsive, Sandbox, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4616
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Star Shards Collected:	276	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Hypixel VS uToo Survival

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of minigames	Some games may have long queue times
Regular updates and events	May experience lag due to high player count

uToo Survival

Pros	Cons
Community-focused	Smaller player base
Open to player ideas	May lack in specialized minigames
No flashy banners or custom texture packs	Not as visually appealing as other servers

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a massive player base compared to uToo Survival.

2. Which server is more community-focused?

uToo Survival prides itself on being community-focused and open to player ideas.

3. Which server has a wider variety of minigames?

Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames, while uToo Survival may lack in specialized minigames.