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  • EgoCraft: Superiority Complex

    EgoCraft: Superiority Complex
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to feel like the king of the block! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant, towering over all the other players. Show them who’s boss by stomping around and causing chaos in the virtual world!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge other players to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off their superior dance moves.

    And if you’re feeling extra competitive, we have a special mini-game where you can ride on the back of a flying pig and try to knock other players off their pigs. The last one standing gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

    So if you want to feel superior and have a laugh along the way, join our Minecraft server today!

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  • SisTeaseGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    SisTeaseGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama over text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where your sister can’t send condescending gifs to your wife! Our server is a safe haven for those who prefer phone calls over texting, where you can build your dream world without any annoying family members teasing you. Plus, if anyone dares to make fun of your communication preferences, you can just block them with the click of a button! Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where you can play in peace. Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

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  • TeacherTrollzMC

    TeacherTrollzMC
    Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting bullied is creepers by your diamond sword! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never mock the way you run or flap your arms (unless it’s a victory dance after defeating the Ender Dragon).

    Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.

    And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

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  • SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition

    SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition
    Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t appreciate a good smoothie? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about making smoothies at the wrong time or dealing with constant interruptions during important discussions.

    Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.

    So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?

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