EgoCraft: Superiority Complex

condescension, snobbishness, superiority complex, elitism, narcissism

Join our Minecraft server if you want to feel like the king of the block! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant, towering over all the other players. Show them who’s boss by stomping around and causing chaos in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge other players to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off their superior dance moves.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, we have a special mini-game where you can ride on the back of a flying pig and try to knock other players off their pigs. The last one standing gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to feel superior and have a laugh along the way, join our Minecraft server today!

SisTeaseGoneWrong Minecraft Server

phone calls, hurt feelings, Minecraft, condescension, teasing

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where your sister can’t send condescending gifs to your wife! Our server is a safe haven for those who prefer phone calls over texting, where you can build your dream world without any annoying family members teasing you. Plus, if anyone dares to make fun of your communication preferences, you can just block them with the click of a button! Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where you can play in peace. Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

TeacherTrollzMC

Honesty, former teacher, IEP, Backlash, special needs

Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting bullied is creepers by your diamond sword! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never mock the way you run or flap your arms (unless it’s a victory dance after defeating the Ender Dragon).

Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.

And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition

bathroom habits, Apology, Wife, smoothie making, interrupting

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t appreciate a good smoothie? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about making smoothies at the wrong time or dealing with constant interruptions during important discussions.

Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.

So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?

CraftyAnon’s Server 201309417 – Minecraft Server

Server, CraftyAnons, ANONYMOUS, 201309417, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to all who find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples just by petting his fluffy fur!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves to earn exclusive in-game rewards.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure at the bottom, guarded by a fiery dragon who loves a good game of chess.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP

online anonymity, internet humor, internet memes, Anonymity, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, the trees come to life and start dancing the Macarena. And if you manage to tame a wild llama, it will grant you the power of flight for a day.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep).

Down Under Block Party: AussieSMP Edition with a side of Vegemite!

smp, Party, Chunks, Resources, Spamming

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation etc.
A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.
Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp. There are also various other teleports that are made available on the server so that you can quickly get back to your base or check up on what your mates are doing.
The server has a land-claiming system that uses a golden shovel. Over time you’ll gain claim blocks that can be used in whichever server you play in, and when you’re ready you can claim your chests and builds to keep them safe from other players. This is purely an optional safeguard, many players don’t claim their land as the community doesn’t appreciate griefing so players who participate in that are very quickly filtered out of the server.
The survival server consists of multiple worlds which have plenty of new 1.21 chunks in them. If you like long-term survival worlds, the AussieSMP is for you! There are no plans to do a full reset of the main worlds ever.
The server is part of a growing network, so not only are there multiple survival worlds, there is a creative server where players can build without limits or just test their redstone contraptions.
Various external community resources such as, Automated Spectator Livestreams on the weekends, a Discord where players can find out future plans for the server or chat with other players, A wiki that has information and guides on how to use features specific to AussieSMP.

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added
Please use common sense!

At the end of the day if you just wanna play some Minecraft with some friends or even by yourself, this server will be a great choice for you.

StarrySuisei’sMCServer

twitter, SUKIMASWITCH Cover Album, Utsuro wo aogu, NHK Radio, youtube channel

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual idol empire like Hoshimachi Suisei! Imagine creating your own music videos, covers, and collab songs with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is so epic, it’s like being in a virtual concert with Suisei herself! Buy/stream her albums, watch exclusive Blu-ray releases, and even get your hands on vinyl records.

Feeling extra creative? Check out our Extras section for even more music-related content, including interviews, original songs, and cover albums. And if you’re a fan of iM@S Jubilee or SUKIMASWITCH, we’ve got you covered too.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and turn your virtual world into a music paradise! Who needs diamonds when you can have Suisei songs instead?

SMPFailCraft – What Went Wrong? Minecraft SMP

identifying issues, troubleshooting techniques, what went wrong, problem solving, overcoming obstacles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but fish and carrots. Experience the thrill of trying to build a house while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. And don’t even get us started on the time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake (yes, it was delicious).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig with a crown who rules over all and demands sacrifices of bacon and diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows what will happen next? It’s like a never-ending episode of Minecraft meets The Twilight Zone. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Blocky Bedrock: The Movie Buffs Server

film industry, blocky, Sex scene, Movie, steamy movies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, for this dungeon was guarded by a ferocious pack of killer bunnies wearing top hats. Our brave player managed to defeat the bunnies with nothing but a carrot and a dream, and emerged victorious with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots, because why not?

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs boring old sex scenes in movies when you can have epic adventures in Minecraft instead? Let your creativity run wild and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). See you there!

Condescension

Minecraft Server Overview

AussieSMP

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