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SnobbyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child welfare, condescending advice, council estate, criticism, Enabling, family dynamics, father figure, HR, learn their lesson, middle class, Minecraft, modelling gigs, overstep, parenting, part-time dad, Posh, rich coworker, Server, snob, SnobbyCraft, tough love, Working class

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with snobby HR managers who think they know everything? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggles of being a full-time dad to your nephew while your brother chases modeling gigs. Build your own virtual family and show Susan who’s boss by creating the ultimate blocky empire. Let’s see if she can handle the pressure of surviving in our crazy world! Join now and let’s build some epic adventures together!

SleepyCraft: Memory Lapse

brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain signal, brain waves, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Lapse, Memory, memory formation, Memory Loss, neurological health, neuroscience, normal slumber, Rats, research, sleep cycles, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep patterns, sleep quality, SleepyCraft, study

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

so, like, picture this: u log onto this cray cray minecraft server and ur like, whoa, this place is lit! but then u find out that ur brain signal linked to memory formation is like, deteriorating cuz u been sleep deprived. but guess what? on this server, even if u pull an all-nighter, ur brain signal still gonna be poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of july! like, u could be running around building stuff and fighting zombies and ur memory formation signal is just like, “nah, i got u fam.” it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join this server and never worry about sleep again, cuz who needs sleep when u got a brain signal that’s always on fleek?

Modded Cisco: Where even the creepers have IT certifications! Join now on version 1.19.2

1.19.2, 300 mods, 6 players, certifications, Cisco, Community, created yesterday, CREEPERS, discord server, Expansion, FANTASY, Ip:, Join, looking for more, Medieval, Modded, Players, RPG, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Server, smp, Started, Ultimate, Version, Zenplay, Zenplay.org

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8877	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval RPG SMP Server

Server Details
Modpack Version	Ultimate version with almost 300 mods
Number of Players	6 players currently, looking for more
Server Status	Just started, not much progress yet

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AjC9xy2myK

Server IP: zenplay.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: zenplay.org
Is there a whitelist?	No, the server is open to all players
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, we encourage you to invite your friends to join the server
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the rules channel on our Discord server for more information

TyrionCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, adventure game, Better game than Tyrion Cuthbert, Better than Tyrion Cuthbert, Better than Tyrion Cuthbert review, Devil, Devil game, FANTASY, fantasy rpg, indie, indie game, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Steam, steam game, Steam store, Tyrion Cuthbert, Tyrion Cuthbert game, Tyrion Cuthbert review, TyrionCraft, video game

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft where you’ll encounter devilish creatures, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprises from the underworld. Who needs Tyrion Cuthbert when you can have a server that will make your head spin (literally, we have a dizzy potion)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and become the proud owner of a Diamond Chicken farm!

So what are you waiting for? Leave Tyrion Cuthbert in the dust and come join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of a little devilish fun)!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

altcoins, asset allocation, Bear market strategies, Bitcoin, blocktopia, Bull market strategies, cryptocurrency, Diversification, Dollar cost averaging, financial independence, frugal living, investment options, long term investing, market timing, Minecraft, passive income, retirement planning, risk management, Server, Southeast Asia, stock market, Ultimate, Wealth accumulation, wealth management

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	5720
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old financial advice? Do you want to live life on the edge and make some crazy decisions? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we make financial planning fun and exciting!

Option 1: Live off 2-3M forever in the sp500? Boring! Instead, join our server and live off diamonds and emeralds forever! Buy altcoins with spare cash in bear markets? How about buying enchanted weapons and armor to slay dragons in peak bulls!

Option 2: Live frugally in the USA or live like a king in SEA? Why not live like a Minecraft god on our server, where you can build your dream castle and mine for gold all day long! Invest in BTC and become a billionaire in a decade? How about investing in our server and becoming the richest player in just a few months!

Option 3: Go all in BTC next bear market? How about going all in on our server and becoming the ultimate Minecraft tycoon! Buy and sell resources, build epic structures, and dominate the economy like never before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and make financial planning fun again! Who needs real money when you can have diamonds and gold in the virtual world?

SibMoneyDrama Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, demanding apologies, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, empathy and compassion, expressing emotions, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair, financial support, half siblings, hurt feelings, Inheritance, Minecraft, money issues, past trauma, seeking validation, Server, sibling relationships, SibMoneyDrama, understanding perspectives, unresolved issues, unresolved resentment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5798
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wild world of family feuds and inheritance drama just like Jared’s!

Imagine a server where you can track down your long-lost half siblings for money, only to be shut down and demand apologies from your friends for being negative! Who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of family dynamics and financial disputes. Who knows, you might just end up demanding apologies from your friends too! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

WeddingCraft Delays

alcohol at wedding, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Delays, family dynamics, input in wedding planning, relationship problems, Trust, wedding apologies, wedding consequences, wedding decisions, wedding delays, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding regrets, wedding stress, wedding trust issues, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wedding planning gone wrong in virtual blocky form!

Picture this: you’re about to marry the love of your life in Minecraft, but wait…they keep making impulsive decisions without your input! Will you be able to wrangle your virtual family and finish all your virtual work in time for the big day? Or will you have to delay the wedding and deal with virtual drama like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of trying to enforce a strict no-alcohol policy at your virtual wedding, only to have your virtual fiancée try to change it behind your back. Will your virtual best man come to the rescue and stop the madness? Will there be virtual apologies and virtual reconciliation?

Join our server now and experience the virtual chaos for yourself! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this virtual wedding saga!

PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

arguments, assets, belongings, bitter, Court, custody, disputes, Divorce, emotions, Fights, Lawyers, Legal, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, MONEY, Petty, PettyDivorceWars, possessions, separation, Server, SETTLEMENT, trivial

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Votes:	6574	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Votes:	9547	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	6792

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!