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HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

LastMeal Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding virtual death row!

On our server, you can choose your last meal before facing the ultimate challenge of survival in our crazy world. Will you go for a feast fit for a king or a hilarious concoction that will leave your taste buds begging for mercy? The choice is yours!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter wild mobs, treacherous terrain, and even the occasional troll who will try to sabotage your creations. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to conquer death row and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

RegrettableSecretsMC

BETRAYAL, confession, discretion, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, mistake, privacy, regret, RegrettableSecretsMC, relationship, secret, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spill all your juiciest secrets!

Join us and confess that time you accidentally ate a whole cake meant for your friend’s birthday, or the time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly (spoiler alert: it didn’t).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Secret Society of Sheep, where members dress up as sheep and plot world domination. Will you join their woolly ranks or stand against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of secrets, sheep, and shenanigans! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless someone spills the beans to a creeper).

RedstoneRiot Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Combat, Conflict, death, dies, Ex-SDF, extremism, Foreign, International, intervention, member, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, RedstoneRiot, Russian forces, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4586	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	561296	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server and avoid the fate of this poor SDF member who thought he could take on the Russian forces in Ukraine! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about real life drama and get lost in a world of blocky adventures and epic battles. Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden in the depths of the Nether – only the bravest players can find them! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDefenceEU

Alliance, border control, cooperation, CraftyDefenceEU, Cyber Security, Defense, defense spending, Europe, Gaps, Infrastructure, intelligence, Military, nato, Protection, readiness, response, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Threats, vulnerabilities

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin!

ChoreCraft: Karate Kid Edition

1980s, ChoreCraft, Chores, classic, Coming of Age, Dedication, discipline, Edition, friendship, karate, Kid, Kids, life lessons, Martial Arts, Mentorship, Movie, Mr. Miyagi, Nostalgia, older people, perseverance, The Karate Kid, Tricked, wax on wax off

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	151
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1258	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly you see this server and you’re like, “Whoa, what’s this all about?” Well, let me tell ya, this server is like the Karate Kid of Minecraft servers.

You know how the Karate Kid had to do all those crazy chores for Mr. Miyagi? Well, on this server, you gotta do all these wacky tasks for the admins. But get this, the admins are actually ancient Minecraft masters who will teach you secret techniques to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

I’m talkin’ karate-choppin’ creepers, roundhouse kickin’ zombies, and judo-flippin’ skeletons. Plus, rumor has it that if you complete all the tasks, you’ll unlock the legendary Diamond Fist of Fury, which lets you punch through bedrock like it’s butter.

So, if you wanna become a Minecraft ninja and learn from the best, join this server now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the power of karate on your side?

FlyFrenzyMC – Reduce, Reuse, Fly!

Australian scientists, bioengineering, Black soldier flies, climate change mitigation, common fly species, environmental sustainability, Fly, FlyFrenzyMC, genetic modification, genetically engineer, innovative technology, insect bioconversion, insect farming, methane emissions, organic waste, planet-warming methane, Reduce, reuse, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable solutions, waste decomposition, waste management, waste recycling, waste reduction

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Australian scientists be out here playin’ God and shiz, genetically engineerin’ flies to eat all our trash. Like, these flies be eatin’ up all the garbage, helpin’ save the planet from global warmin’ and stuff. And get this, they even eatin’ up that stank methane that comes from organic waste breakin’ down. It’s like a fly buffet up in here, fam. Join our Minecraft server and be part of the fly revolution, where we build a world where flies rule and trash drools. It’s gonna be lit, trust.

Therg Craft

activities, Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Diverse, dynamic, Events, Experience, game modes, in game, KitPvP, Minecraft, MONEY, Prizes, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Survival Games, Therg Craft, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to Therg Craft, a dynamic Minecraft server offering a variety of exciting game modes including Survival, PvP, and BedWars. Join us for regular in-game events where you can showcase your skills and even win real money prizes. Our vibrant community and diverse activities ensure there’s always something thrilling to experience. Dive into Therg Craft and start your adventure today!

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LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

anti posts, AquaFlip, Dive, flipland, Fun, HMMMMMM, shitposting, smp, suspiciously low, under the water

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2616	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5539
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crops Grown:	4074
Dragon Eggs Found:	2867	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!

StepSisShowdown

behavior patterns, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, ENTITLEMENT, Experiment, inconsiderate, Jealousy, Manipulation, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, princess behavior, relationship, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, sibling dynamics, StepSisShowdown, Testing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	1082
Divine Spears Created:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most outrageous reasons you’ve ever heard:

– Tired of being treated like a pack mule in real life? Join our server and let your creativity run wild without having to cater to anyone’s demands!

– Need a break from princess types like Clara? Build your own castle in our server and rule over your own kingdom without anyone bossing you around!

– Want to test your partner’s patience without causing real-life drama? Join us and pull off insane experiments like the one in the story above, but with virtual blocks instead of real fruit!

– Feeling misunderstood and unappreciated? Come join our community of gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with inconsiderate people and can offer support and advice (or just a good laugh)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun and craziness begin!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and receive the best advice you’ll ever get – “Always bring a bucket of lava to a creeper fight!” Trust us, it works every time. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance instead of attack. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic adventure!