Concussion MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AttackCraft: DieHardWishes

concussion, bus incident, Public Safety, anger management, girlfriend dispute

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about that time you got punched on the bus? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop fun!

Our server is so awesome, it will make you wish that guy who punched you on the bus meets a terrible fate. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your dark thoughts, we embrace the chaos here!

Join us and let all your frustrations out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build, explore, and unleash your inner warrior as you take on epic quests and challenges.

Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you forget about that guy with the chipped tooth? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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ConcussedCraft

emotional changes, head injury, sensitivity to light, cognitive function, Frustration

Are you tired of living in a world where even the simplest tasks feel like a brain-busting challenge? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your concussion symptoms in the dust as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory.

On our server, you’ll find that mining for diamonds is actually a form of concussion therapy – the repetitive motion of swinging your pickaxe will have you feeling better in no time! And don’t even get us started on the healing properties of building a giant castle to protect yourself from creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your concussion woes. Who knew that the cure for a headache was just a few blocks away?

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DogHouseBanisher

DogHouseBanisher, Vae, fainting, concussion, Training

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

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NoBabysitNoCraft

spoilt child, older mum, Help, ambulance, Migraine

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

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CTE Craft: NFL Edition

sports medicine, anxiety, brain trauma, CTE, Edition

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

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Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

Hit, Brain, Awareness, research, DOCTORS

come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

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Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!

sports-related concussions, memory function, cognitive abilities, Craft, cognitive function

come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!!

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Blockhead Busters: Fearless Stunt Crew

Risk, FEARLESS, stunt work, reluctance, stunt performers

LOL, dis server be da bomb diggity yo! come join us for da most epic Minecraft adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop out diamonds and pigs dat can fly! if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in no time, like seriously, u will be building castles in da sky and underwater mansions like it’s nuthin!

we also got a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers for rare items like enchanted golden apples and diamond swords dat shoot lasers! plus, we have epic PvP battles where u can show off ur mad skills and take down ur enemies like a boss!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises? yeah, it’s pretty freakin awesome!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and let’s make some epic memories together! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

bruise, ambulance, NICU RN, Server, Kids

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

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DuckSMP Network

Raiding, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Earth

Welcome to DuckSMP! Experience the thrill of LifeSteal SMP, conquer custom mobs, and harness ancient artifacts. In Survival SMP, build, trade, and forge bonds. Join us now in Minecraft 1.19+ Java & Bedrock for an unforgettable journey into our diverse realms!

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