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WukongCraft Weekend Server

bat people, concurrent player count, focus points, focus retention, Game Progress, Gaming, gaming achievements, Gaming Community, gaming goals, gaming milestones, gaming predictions, perfect dodge, player count, prediction, Server, strategy, video games, weekend, weekend gaming, weekend plans, weekend thread, Wukong, WukongCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2332
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got caves filled with bat people, crazy challenges to overcome, and focus points to collect like they’re going out of style.

Join us on this server and you’ll be dodging and weaving your way to victory in no time. Who needs a perfect dodge when you can have a perfect Minecraft experience instead?

We’re predicting a whopping 3.75 million players this weekend, but who knows, maybe we’ll hit over 4 million and break the internet. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2171	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	506

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4322
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1239	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9775	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	742

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6547
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Ores Mined:	7541
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	3660	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun