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bachelorette party, AITA, event planning, girlfriend obligations, support from parents

🍌✨ Galactic Banana Minecraft Server: Where Logic Goes to Die! ✨🍌

🚀 Server Overview 🚀

If you’re looking for a place where jellyfish play chess at midnight and the chickens are plotting to take over the world, then congrats, you’ve just found your new home! Our server is operated by sentient bread loaves, and they absolutely hate family drama. Bring your friends! Bring your enemies! Bring your existential dread!

🛠️ Features You’ll Never Need 🛠️

Feature	Details
Invisible Blocks	Perfect for achieving nothing! Also, totally not a glitch.
Cursed Diamond Pickaxe	Every swing summons a weather-dependent thunderstorm!
Real-Time Family Conflicts	Experience sibling rivalry in every block you mine!
Biome of Unstable Emotions	It’s not just a biome; it’s a therapeutic experience! Or a nightmare.
Random TNT Explosions	Why wait for the creepers? Get the real thrill of surprise!
Wandering Band of Misfits	They’re all sad about missing the local concerts. Interact at your own risk!

💔 Player Reviews 💔

“I tried to build a house, but a llama took it instead. 10/10 would llama again.”

“Bananas were involved. I’m still not sure how.”

“Saw my sister yelling at a zombie about tickets. What a mess.”

“I swear the trees told me to leave. I’m still here.”

⚠️ Final Warning: Proceed with Caution ⚠️

Once you enter the server, time may warp. You might find yourself in an alternate reality where none of your life choices make sense, particularly the decision making at family events. Remember, your family might resonate through the dimensions. Don’t let the bread loaves see your fears!

"Minecraft Server: Block Party Bash!"

concert conflict, personal passions, spending habits, mental health, Party

🌈 Welcome to the Mind-Bending Minescape of Doom! 🌪️

Strap in your eyeballs and twist your toenails because this ain’t no ordinary Minecraft server! This is a swirling chaos of blocks and bocks, a carnival of madness where the laws of physics are merely suggestions and your rationality will take a vacation without you! If you thought you knew Minecraft, think again – we’re diving headfirst into the pixelated abyss!

💥 Server Features That Defy Explanation! 💀

Feature	Description
🍕 Random Pizza Spawner	Build your home, but beware! Pizzas appear and dance like angry wolves every full moon.
🔮 The Shimmering Void	A mysterious portal that leads to other server’s bugs (and possibly your ex’s house).
🌌 Infinite Creepers	If you ever wanted to be swarmed without the satisfaction of snacks, this is your chance!
🦄 Unicorns of Despair	They poop glitter and whisper sweet nothings while plotting your demise. Caution advised!
🧟‍♂️ Zombie Karaoke Night	Watch your friends’ faces melt as zombies belt out top 20 hits from the 1800s!

🌪️ Player Reviews (Context? What Context?) 🌊

“I went in for a slice of bread, came out with a ferret named Gary. 10/10 would ferret again!”

“Not even the spiders knew how to escape. Love it?”

“Why does the moon follow me?! Is it angry?!”

“I built a castle, and the buffet was infinite. My castle was also a buffet. Bye reality!”

“Help, my pet rock insists on running for presidency! What do I do?”

🚨 Important Warning! 🚨

If you hear the sounds of laughter echoing from the void, it means you’re in the wrong dimension. Please consult a time-traveling elder or a friendly cactus if you need to escape! But heed this: the cactus may become sentient. And if it’s humming your favorite tune, the end of days may be nigh. Seriously, check your shoelaces for worms!

Frankenstein’s WisdomCraft

Misconception, WisdomCraft, wisdom, enlightenment, novel

Yo, you ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where Frankenstein is the monster? Well, on this server, we got that and so much more! Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies.

We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties, complete with disco balls made of emerald blocks and music by DJ Skeleton. Want to ride a llama into battle? We got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your castle? No problem, just head to the dragon breeding grounds and pick one out.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Wither runs in fear. Defeat the Ender Chicken in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the ability to fly without wings.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them). Join us today and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft.

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StrangleCraft: Aussie Edition

widespread, sexual scripts, gendered behavior, Australian, sexual behavior

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting strangled is your boredom! We got young Australian adults running around, engaging in some wild gendered sexual behavior. It’s like a twisted episode of a reality show, but in blocky pixel form.

Our server is filled with gendered sexual scripts and crazy antics that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Watch as men become aggressors, targeting those with less social power in the most bizarre ways possible.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house, then join us now! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door and embrace the chaos that awaits you. Let’s get this party started, folks!

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⭐ CENTURYMINE ⭐ TECHNO MAGIC❤️ THERE WAS A WIPE Minecraft server

Twilight Forest, forbidden magic, knowledge, BuildCraft, Scrolls

TechnoMagic – Greetings, young wizard, I see the power of your desire to learn the secrets of magic, the TechnoMagic server is just for you! Here you can fully immerse yourself in the world of magic, learn the rituals of old witches, study the forbidden magic of blood and much more. Become the most powerful magician on our project! Forward to the knowledge of the secrets of the scrolls. And this is also a server of great technologies, here you can create complex mechanisms, schemes and equipment.

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FadeSMP: Where the creepers are scarier than your ex’s texts!

new, PvP, scarier, update, linked

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
My friend has recently set up a new Vanilla 1.21 SMP. We made a town, and we would like it if more people could join the SMP and experience the new update with us. We are looking for builders and PvPers on the server so we can get more action. If you are interested in joining, I have linked the discord server that should have all the information you need. https://discord.gg/qbwXPkbEMd

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join the server by clicking on the discord server link provided above and following the instructions in the server.
Is the server Vanilla or modded?	The server is Vanilla 1.21 SMP, meaning it is running the latest version of Minecraft without any mods.
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for builders and PvPers to join our server and help us create a vibrant community.

”PixelGents Minecraft Server”

Minecraft, relationships, PixelGents, not neurotypical enough, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about attracting is creepers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Ender Dragons are jealous of our building skills. Join us and show off your creativity to mythical creatures!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…cheese! Yes, cheese. Because who doesn’t love a good cheese block in Minecraft?

3. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing. Sorry, Herobrine, no griefing allowed here!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave those pesky women behind and come join our Minecraft server for a truly wild and wacky adventure!

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MineCraft Server: DrahonBallCraft

dragon ball super, Super Saiyan, DrahonBallCraft, shonen jump, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: Goku himself is wishing you good luck as you embark on your epic Minecraft journey. Why? Because this server is so lit, even the Saiyan prince himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling creepers with the power of Kamehameha, building epic structures with the speed of Super Saiyan, and mining for diamonds like a true Z fighter. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all seven Dragon Balls hidden throughout the server, Shenron will appear and grant you one wish. Want to fly like Goku? No problem. Want to turn all your enemies into sheep? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown faster than a Spirit Bomb. And remember, with Goku on your side, anything is possible. See you in the virtual world, Saiyan warriors!

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StepkidSlayinSis

Therapy, bitterness, Loss, family dynamics, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the rollercoaster of emotions just like Martina and Kyle’s family!

Witness the intense reactions of our players when they find out about new updates and features. Will they be happy, sad, or just plain angry? You never know what to expect on our server!

Just like Martina, you may find yourself feeling bitter towards other players for not sharing your excitement. But remember, they may have their own reasons for their reactions. It’s all part of the drama on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of emotions and unexpected twists, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

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SuckyCraft: The Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SuckyCraft, Server

Imagine a world where everyone is forced to use a toaster that only burns your bread to a crisp every single time. That’s basically what life is like on this Minecraft server without our amazing features!

Join us and escape the tyranny of terrible toasters! Our server is like a magical land where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman.

So why settle for a burnt toast life when you can join us and experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back at those boring, burnt toast servers again!

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Concert Conflict