so, like, u know putin right? he’s like, super worried about russia’s economy and stuff. but then trump comes in and he’s all like, “let’s make a deal with ukraine!” and putin’s like, “whaaaaat?!” it’s like a soap opera but with world leaders.
anyways, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance. plus, our diamond mines are like, never-ending. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form. so come on over and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs politics when u can have minecraft? amirite?!
