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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5417 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 177 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!
Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!
So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!