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SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets
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ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP
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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?
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SuspectSecretsMC SMP
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But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.
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BlockyTime Capsule Hideout
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OH, AND DID I MENTION WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, DIAMOND EGGS! U CAN MAKE A WHOLE ARMOR SET OUT OF THOSE BAD BOYS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE CRAZY IS REAL AND THE FUN NEVER STOPS! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!
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ParentalLiesMC SMP
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CraftyTobaccoManipulation
come join our epic minecraft server where we manipulate the science of block building to attract non-miners. we have 24 leaked company documents that prove our strategies to influence the conduct, publication, and reach of block placing. we conceal our scientific activities like pros. join us for a wild ride of blocky fun and scandalous science manipulation!
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Naked & Afraid: Cover Your Face, Not Your Bits
join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never wear pants! we have a secret society of nudist players who roam the lands in search of the rarest diamonds while flaunting their pixelated booties. if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone is fully clothed, come join us and embrace the freedom of letting it all hang out. plus, who needs pants when you have diamond armor to protect your bits? come join the fun and let your pixelated freak flag fly!
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Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English
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