NoGunsNoFunMC

gun safety practices, self defense, gun control, concealed carry, Gun Violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing loaded is your inventory, not guns! Unlike some people who bring loaded weapons to dinner parties, we prefer to keep things light and fun here.

Join us for a virtual adventure where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at creepers, not loaded magazines at unsuspecting guests. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary firepower.

So come on over and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise you won’t find any loaded guns here, just loaded chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our ARs are all about building epic structures, not gold plating.

Don’t be an overreacting creeper, join our Minecraft server today and leave the loaded guns behind. Because in our world, the only thing that’s truly dangerous is falling into a pit of lava.

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CraftyGunSafety

gun in bag, gun around kids, round in chamber, gun on kitchen table, gun in common area

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gun safety is our number one priority! Join us for a wild adventure filled with loaded Glocks, fanny packs, and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find a mysterious fanny pack sitting on the kitchen table in your virtual house. What could be inside? Only one way to find out! Unzip that bad boy and discover a loaded Glock 9mm just waiting to be fired. But fear not, our players are experts in gun safety and will make sure that weapon is secure in no time.

Join us for the ultimate test of privacy vs. safety as you navigate through a world where responsible firearm handling is key. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have the thrill of finding a loaded gun in your virtual kitchen? So come on down to our server and experience the adrenaline rush of keeping everyone safe, even if it means violating a little privacy along the way. See you there!

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Gunless Griefer’s Paradise: The Minecraft Server Where Weapons Are Just for Show!

gunless, Griefers, emergency, law enforcement, personal safety

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about pulling out a gun again! Why? Because on our server, the only weapons you’ll need are your trusty pickaxe and sword to fend off the hordes of creeper zombies and evil skeleton warriors!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll EXPLORE vast, UNCHARTED lands filled with hidden treasures and dangerous dungeons. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous endermen who will steal your blocks and leave you stranded!

But fear not, for our server is also home to the legendary IRON GOLEM, a powerful protector who will defend you from any threat. Just be sure to keep him well-fed with plenty of iron ingots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world where guns are actually necessary!

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PussyCraft: Where even creepers question their bravery!

toxic masculinity, bravado, being a good wagie, CREEPERS, peer pressure

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pizza delivery gone wrong! We’ve got mystery meat, face-tatted coke heads, and the chance to make $200+ a day just by playing. Who needs fake paper shekelberg money when you can have epic battles and crazy encounters like this? Don’t be a pussy, join us now and show off your skills in the most insane Minecraft server out there!

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CraftyDownUnder

DISCOUNTS, sued, Ethics, false advertising, supermarket

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride in the outback, mate! we got kangaroos that drop diamonds, koalas that give u speed boosts, and crocs that’ll trade u emeralds for shrimp on the barbie!

plus, our server is so lit that even Coles and Woolworths are tryna sue us for our fake discount claims. like, who needs a sale on bread when u can just mine for it in our epic caves of wonders?

so come on down under, where the mobs are fierce, the blocks are bountiful, and the adventures are as wild as a dingo on a trampoline. join now, before the emus take over and demand more wheat for their army!

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NoMirrorNoProblem

self-identity, self-assessment, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, Mirrors

yo, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got mirrors for days! like, imagine never knowing what you look like, that’s wild, right? but on our server, you can see yo beautiful face all day erryday!

we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!

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Blocky Therapist’s Office

mental illness, musculoskeletal complaints, stress, medical care, substance abuse

come join our minecraft server if you want to forget all about your mental health problems and dive into a world of blocky fun! our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring old couches.

imagine building a giant castle to keep all your worries out, or going on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and show anxiety who’s boss. we’ve got mini-games that will make you forget all about your stress, and a community of players who will support you through anything.

so why wait? join our server today and let your worries melt away like a snow golem in the nether. trust us, you’ll feel better after just one play session.

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Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Become Fashion Stars! Join in for Pixelmon Reforged fun with a twist of Custom Textures Galore! No Pay2Win, just Pokemon joy and Timber Mod madness!

Textures, Spleef Events, Wondertrade, mobs, Pixelmon Hunts

Astral Pixelmon Server

Astral Pixelmon Server Overview

IP Address	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/

Features:

EV Training	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Crates
Adult Owned	LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids	Gambling	Timber Mod	Resource World
Vanilla Mobs	Custom Textures	Gym Leaders	GTS
Auction House	Weekly Events	Spleef Events	Pixelmon Hunts

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What version of Pixelmon does the server run?: A: The server runs the latest version of Pixelmon.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?: A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?: A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or website for the full list of rules.
Q: How can I become a Gym Leader on the server?: A: You can apply to become a Gym Leader by reaching out to our staff team through Discord or in-game.

Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

tweetstorm, boring person, Drama, snooze fest, latest drama

Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

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Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

compassion, abandonment, feline behavior, Bone, Cats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Dorobonekos and the Fluffykins.

But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Concealed Carry

Astral Pixelmon Server Overview

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