Concealed Carry MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoGunsNoFunMC

gun control, gun laws, gun training, gun ownership, gun collector

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing loaded is your inventory, not guns! Unlike some people who bring loaded weapons to dinner parties, we prefer to keep things light and fun here.

Join us for a virtual adventure where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at creepers, not loaded magazines at unsuspecting guests. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary firepower.

So come on over and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise you won’t find any loaded guns here, just loaded chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our ARs are all about building epic structures, not gold plating.

Don’t be an overreacting creeper, join our Minecraft server today and leave the loaded guns behind. Because in our world, the only thing that’s truly dangerous is falling into a pit of lava.

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CraftyGunSafety

gun around kids, gun in common area, privacy violation, round in chamber, CraftyGunSafety

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gun safety is our number one priority! Join us for a wild adventure filled with loaded Glocks, fanny packs, and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find a mysterious fanny pack sitting on the kitchen table in your virtual house. What could be inside? Only one way to find out! Unzip that bad boy and discover a loaded Glock 9mm just waiting to be fired. But fear not, our players are experts in gun safety and will make sure that weapon is secure in no time.

Join us for the ultimate test of privacy vs. safety as you navigate through a world where responsible firearm handling is key. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have the thrill of finding a loaded gun in your virtual kitchen? So come on down to our server and experience the adrenaline rush of keeping everyone safe, even if it means violating a little privacy along the way. See you there!

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Gunless Griefer’s Paradise: The Minecraft Server Where Weapons Are Just for Show!

weapons, gun rights, responsible gun ownership, Shooting, second amendment

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about pulling out a gun again! Why? Because on our server, the only weapons you’ll need are your trusty pickaxe and sword to fend off the hordes of creeper zombies and evil skeleton warriors!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll EXPLORE vast, UNCHARTED lands filled with hidden treasures and dangerous dungeons. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous endermen who will steal your blocks and leave you stranded!

But fear not, for our server is also home to the legendary IRON GOLEM, a powerful protector who will defend you from any threat. Just be sure to keep him well-fed with plenty of iron ingots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world where guns are actually necessary!

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PussyCraft: Where even creepers question their bravery!

face tattoos, Bravery, Confrontation, neetchads, bravado

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pizza delivery gone wrong! We’ve got mystery meat, face-tatted coke heads, and the chance to make $200+ a day just by playing. Who needs fake paper shekelberg money when you can have epic battles and crazy encounters like this? Don’t be a pussy, join us now and show off your skills in the most insane Minecraft server out there!

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VillainMotiveMC SMP

mastermind, Evil, Heard, best motive, Revenge

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

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CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

high cost, unaffordable, PRICEY., cost-prohibitive, Luxury items

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

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Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

Paper, progress, Technology, written exams, Assessment

hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

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Western Publishers Minecraft Server

publisher practices, criticism, Content Creation, Minecraft, feedback loop

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!

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Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

WIN, Retirement, shane mcmahon, Jericho, night

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

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ProudNerdMC SMP

scholarship recipient, ProudNerdMC, accomplishment, hard work, academic recognition

Oh, honey, forget about academic achievements, let me tell you about the real flex – joining our Minecraft SMP! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and pulling off insane pranks on your fellow players? Trust me, the only degree you need here is a degree in block placing and creeper dodging. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further! Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

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