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Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, general, Idol, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Link, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelChronicle, PixelFriends, PixelLink, PixelStart+, pxl, Raki Kazuki, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, smp, Specialite., tsunderia, V4Mirai, VSMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4360
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9311
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Illinois TV Minecraft Server

abortion, advertisement, controversial topic, election season, elections, Illinois, Issue, Media influence, Minecraft, opponent, political ad, political campaign, Political debate, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, Server, television, turn on TV, Vote, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4916
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

Anime swords, dark repulser, Fantasy swords, gaming gear, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, smp, sword art online, Sword collecting, sword craftsmanship, sword design, Sword enthusiasts, Sword replicas, Sword replicas for collection, Sword replicas for cosplay, Sword replicas for decoration, Sword replicas for display, Sword replicas for sale, Sword thread, Swords, Thread, video game weapons, vidya, Vidya Swords, Virtual swords

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8314

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

4koma, Autumn Livestream, Balancing Schale’s Books, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PIXEL, pouch, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

best video games, dumb monkeys, hate human scum, hobby, Holy Bible, Humanity, incel, Minecraft, offline gaming, self improvement, Skyrim, Skyrim community, skyrim exploration, skyrim gameplay, skyrim mods, skyrim quests, Skyrim roleplaying, smp, society, team games, treacherous online games, try harder, turning back on humanity, turning back on society

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

anal desire, anal penetration, anal sex, battle, blocky, desire, Domination, explicit, explicit desire, explicit language, FAGGOT, fetish, gun, homosexual, homosexual desire, Kinky, LGBTQ, Minecraft, PENETRATION, rough sex, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, taboo

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Towns Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	1446
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!