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  • Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

    Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

    But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

    De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

    So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cloudless Sky Minecraft Server

    Cloudless Sky Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz, join our epic minecraft server cuz we have clouds in our azure sky! who needs realism when you can have fluffy white things floating around, amirite? plus, our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. also, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. legend has it that whoever eats it gains the power to control all the pigs in the land. so come join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cloud Tablet Server

    Cloud Tablet Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server where moses himself be storing files from da cloud on tablets. like bruh, imagine logging in and seeing moses chillin with his tablets, dropping mad knowledge and wisdom on u while u build ur epic castle.

    plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind u with their beauty.

    join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life. who needs reality when u got moses and his tablets in da cloud? let’s get this party started, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LAR Hunger Games

    LAR Hunger Games

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server is in Alpha phase and is based on a custom plugin made from 0 by two friends who share a passion for computing. The server runs 24 hours a day and offers the possibility of using special and even premium kits in case of victory. On the site (also in alpha) the overall leaderboard is shown. Given the small number of players online, the Hunger Games game starts when there are at least 2 people on Server. We may definitely increase the minimum number of players in the future!

    185.25.204.223:25566

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • China’s Minecraft SMP Scientists

    China’s Minecraft SMP Scientists

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: a Minecraft server where the players are all actually super intelligent scientists from China who have developed their own TPU using carbon-based transistors. This TPU is so powerful and energy efficient that it can literally teleport you in-game to wherever you want to go. Want to build a castle on top of a mountain? No problem, just type in the coordinates and boom, you’re there in seconds.

    But here’s the catch – the TPU is so advanced that it occasionally glitches out and sends you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE. Imagine fighting off creepers made of cheddar and building a house out of Swiss cheese blocks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just part of the fun on this insane Minecraft SMP.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your brainpower, teleport you to cheesy dimensions, and make you question everything you know about Minecraft, then this is the place for you. Join us and let’s see where this crazy TPU technology takes us next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • x86_64ARMinecraft SMP: The CPU Connoisseur

    x86_64ARMinecraft SMP: The CPU Connoisseur

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers run by noobs who don’t even know the difference between x86_64 and ARM? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept power users who know their stuff. If you’re not running a high-end processor, you might as well go play on a potato.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the world of Minecraft like true pros. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where only the strongest processors prevail, come join us on the most elite Minecraft SMP around. Just make sure to leave your weak CPUs at the door.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

    Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

    Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AI Energy Saver 1000

    AI Energy Saver 1000

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that makes ur brain explode with amazement? well do i have the server for u! our server has this crazy hardware device that makes ur game run 1000x faster than any other server out there. u will be mining diamonds and building epic structures at the speed of light. join now and experience the future of minecraft gaming!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

    RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just all about memes, it’s also incredibly useful. Need advice on building the perfect castle? We got you covered. Want to learn how to survive a creeper attack? We’ll teach you all the tricks. Our community of anime drawfags will help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    And if you don’t join our server, well, we can’t guarantee what will happen. You might end up buying a macbook air m3 and it’ll be all our fault. So don’t risk it, come join us for the most meme-tastic and useful Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP