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CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	110
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	1555
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	113	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crops Grown:	3031	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!