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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2306 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1566 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Farms Harvested: | 677 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!
Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!
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