join our server to uncover the MYSTERY of why these birds are so BASIC in the city! maybe they just like the fast food and tall buildings, who knows? come on, it’s a WILD ride of discovery and LOLZ.
plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s make some bird friends and figure out why they’re so BORING in the city!
Join us for a wild ride filled with culturally orientalist enriching experiences that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!
Embark on quests to save the world from evil Ender Dragons who have been brainwashed by evil sheep. Build your own empire and defend it from raiding parties of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (and your brains).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rapefugee Village, where you can trade with villagers from far-off lands and learn their unique customs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
We’ve got players who will argue over the most ridiculous things, just like your sister and her Mother’s Day meltdown. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of spousal support (in the form of in-game items) to help you through those tough parenting moments.
Join now and experience the thrill of being called a misogynistic ass by someone who just can’t handle a little friendly banter. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?! So come on down and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the drama on our server.
we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.
rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.
so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀
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Unleash your creativity, explore boundless worlds, and become a part of a vibrant Minecraft community at Unity SMP. We can’t wait to see what you’ll build!
Imagine mining for diamonds with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her enchanting voice. Or building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock, only to have it mysteriously turn into a giant cake thanks to her magical powers.
But that’s not all – join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait’s epic battles against the Ender Dragon, while Enna Alouette and Reimu Endou create a pixel art masterpiece of epic proportions.
And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – where Maria Mari0nette will lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Apple, while Scarle Yonaguni and RenZott0 team up to take on the Wither in a battle for the ages.
With so many crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting for you on our server, why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!
Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!
Just like this player’s mom, we understand the importance of respecting your belongings and not randomly getting rid of them. Imagine logging in to find all your hard-earned loot gone because someone decided they didn’t like it anymore – not on our server!
We guarantee that your virtual wardrobe will stay intact, and you can trust us to never pull a sneaky move like this player’s mom. So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where your items are always safe and sound. Trust us, you won’t regret it!