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LaptopGraveyardMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2707	Farms Harvested:	808
Runes Activated:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

are you tired of your computer struggling to keep up with your minecraft adventures? join our server and watch as your old laptop begs for mercy as it tries to keep up with the epicness happening on our server. we’ve had players whose computers have straight up exploded from the sheer awesomeness of our builds. join us if you dare, but don’t say we didn’t warn you. your computer might not survive, but your minecraft experience will be lit AF.

Kinda Like a Slightly More Advanced Minecraft: The Server Edition 1.19 [modded]

Advanced, Community, Edition, Effort, floating trees, fresh start, Griefing, harrasment, Ip:, kinda, Machines, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, on/off switches, PvP, racism, respectful, rules, Server, slightly, Spawn, stealing, Wild, young kids

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Hello everyone, I recently switched up my modpack because my old world got completely corrupt. My community and I have decided to have a fresh start on a new modpack. Our server is pretty laid back and everyone is just hanging out. We don’t do much PvP we all enjoy building cool machines. We’re looking to get a few more like minded people to join the community.

Rules
No griefing Don’t harass people No stealing stuff inside someone’s claim PvP is allowed in the wild, not around player and Server claims Be respectful of people No racism or inappropriate talk because there are young kids that join the server Please use on/off switches Actually try to put effort into your builds and no floating trees, please Min. 500 blocks away from the spawn before building

Rules

No griefing
Don’t harass people
No stealing stuff inside someone’s claim
PvP is allowed in the wild, not around player and Server claims
Be respectful of people
No racism or inappropriate talk because there are young kids that join the server
Please use on/off switches
Actually try to put effort into your builds and no floating trees, please
Min. 500 blocks away from the spawn before building

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I grief other players? A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Respect other players and their creations. Q: Is PvP allowed on the server? A: PvP is allowed in the wild, but not around player and server claims. Make sure to follow the rules regarding PvP. Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server? A: There are no age restrictions, but we ask that all players refrain from using inappropriate language or behavior due to the presence of young kids on the server. Q: What is the minimum distance I need to build from the spawn point? A: Please build at least 500 blocks away from the spawn point before starting your build. Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server? A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the rules and guidelines in place.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I grief other players? A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Respect other players and their creations.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server? A: PvP is allowed in the wild, but not around player and server claims. Make sure to follow the rules regarding PvP.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server? A: There are no age restrictions, but we ask that all players refrain from using inappropriate language or behavior due to the presence of young kids on the server.

Q: What is the minimum distance I need to build from the spawn point? A: Please build at least 500 blocks away from the spawn point before starting your build.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server? A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the rules and guidelines in place.

Dei’s Last Stand: Minecraft Madness

activism, BIAS, Cultural awareness, DEI, DEI initiatives, Deis, discrimination, Diversity, diversity training, equality, equity, inclusion, inclusive practices, intersectionality, madness, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Privilege, progress, racial justice, social change, social justice, Stand, systemic racism, unconscious bias

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	292	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary DEI (Defenders of the Ender Isles) and the mischievous tricksters trying to take over the server! Will DEI prevail or will the tricksters unleash chaos upon the land?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful creatures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing pigs, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

InsaneCraft: Where Creepers Date and Villagers Go Crazy! LOL

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1784	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where players can experience a psychward dating sim like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground psychward filled with lovestruck zombies and flirtatious creepers. Will you find your soulmate in this crazy world or will you end up in a love triangle with a skeleton and a witch? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Crazy Cupid Capture” where players compete to shoot arrows at each other while dodging flying hearts. And don’t forget about our weekly “Lava Love Dance Party” where players can show off their best dance moves on a dance floor made entirely of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected place – a psychward dating sim!

Divergent SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Join now for a wild 1.20 adventure!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Items Found:	3704
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	2320
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	255

Divergent SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Community-based Java server
Season	Season 6
Features	Regular events, variety of content creators
Whitelisted	Yes, requires application
Application Link	Apply here!

FAQ

Q: How can I join Divergent SMP?

A: To join Divergent SMP, you must first fill out an application on our website and adhere to the server rules.

Q: What type of server is Divergent SMP?

A: Divergent SMP is a community-based Java server with regular events and content creators.

Q: Is Divergent SMP whitelisted?

A: Yes, Divergent SMP is whitelisted and requires an application to join.

Q: When is the best time to join Divergent SMP?

A: Season 6 is still relatively new, so it’s a great time to join and become part of the community!

FunkCraft – Get your groove on!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got all the Friday Night Funkin’ vibes you could ever dream of, from TANKMEN to Pico to Madness to Spooky Month and beyond!

Join us for Week #2537 – where everyone is going full diesel dreaming now! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we just released the Weekend 1 update that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our Funkin Crew’s blog post will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall out of your minecart. Plus, Ninjamuffin and PA did an AMA on /funkg/ that will have you questioning reality.

Download and play the game on our server, where the modding community is as wild as a creeper explosion! Need help with modding? We’ve got resources for days, including our /funkg/ Mod Wiki and Link Compilation that will have you building like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether and let’s get funky together!

Crafty Creepers Inn & Spa – Where Even Zombies Get a Good Night’s Sleep!

(PILOT), #youtube, AO3, assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Crafty, CREEPERS, Demons, Discord, FICS, Good, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, NIGHTS, Official Website, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Sleep, Spa, zombies

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4526	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where demons and princesses of Hell come together to build and create in a chaotic and hilarious world! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. Who knew Hell could be so full of heartwarming stories and wacky adventures?

But that’s not all, we also have Blitzo and his crew from Helluva Boss running their own small assassin business. Join them as they navigate through the underworld, trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. From weapons specialists to bruisers, there’s never a dull moment with this crazy bunch!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of demons and princesses working together to build a better Hell? Plus, we have exclusive access to the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss pilots, so you can watch and download all the demon-filled action you want. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

KetchupCraft: Where condiments reign supreme in a 1.20.1 SMP world!🌭

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

MustardCraft Summary
MustardCraft is a fun server with lots of things to do and things to discover, also with lots of people to fight or ally with, MustardCraft also has tons of cool mods that you may recognize.

Major Mods
Create Mod
ComputerCraft
Sophisticated backpacks
Alex’s mobs

New Season
Season 2 is currently nearing its end and while it lasted lots of stuff were built and destroyed but now its time for a new era with new content that is more professional and now getting custom items its going to keep most of the major mods and maybe add some new mods but its going to be more create mod centered and less kitchen sink mod packs.

Extra Things
Also be mature and aware of your digital footprint.

Discord

FAQ

1. What is MustardCraft?

MustardCraft is a Minecraft server with lots of things to do and discover, featuring various cool mods and a friendly community.

2. What are the major mods in MustardCraft?

The major mods in MustardCraft include Create Mod, ComputerCraft, Sophisticated backpacks, and Alex’s mobs.

3. When is Season 3 starting?

Season 3 of MustardCraft is coming up very soon. Join quickly before the new season starts to not miss out on the fun.

4. What can I expect in the new season of MustardCraft?

The new season of MustardCraft will feature new content, custom items, and a focus on Create Mod. It aims to be more professional and less of a kitchen sink mod pack.

5. How can I join MustardCraft?

You can join MustardCraft by accessing their Discord server at the following link: Discord

Minecraft Moron HQ

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	5987	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we only accept guys that you just know they’re real Gs. These players are so hardcore, they eat creepers for breakfast and mine diamonds with their bare hands.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of solid gold blocks. Our community is full of legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a real G yourself on our epic Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	2797	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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