LaptopGraveyardMC

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

are you tired of your computer struggling to keep up with your minecraft adventures? join our server and watch as your old laptop begs for mercy as it tries to keep up with the epicness happening on our server. we’ve had players whose computers have straight up exploded from the sheer awesomeness of our builds. join us if you dare, but don’t say we didn’t warn you. your computer might not survive, but your minecraft experience will be lit AF.

GWAMCraft: Humans OP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Towns Built:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6767
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, humans are like, super good at GWAM (which stands for “Getting Wacky and Messy”). It’s like, the ultimate challenge, man. You gotta like, build the craziest, most outlandish structures ever seen in Minecraft.

And get this, there’s like, a secret underground society of llamas that you can join. They’re like, the coolest dudes ever. They’ll totally hook you up with all the best loot and stuff. Plus, they throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, man. You gotta like, dive deep and find it. It’s like, the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic, wacky, and totally bonkers time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas are super chill.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are weapons and sweeping is a skill! Join our clean adventures now!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

The Best Worldbuilding and RP Server!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all members.
Are there any specific build themes?	No, there are no specific build themes, players can build in any era, genre, or style.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own culture, nation, and story.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events vary from lore-related to in-game fun, and players can also host their own events.

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your troubles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that will distract you from those dark thoughts.

On our server, you can build your dream world and escape from the harsh realities of life. You can team up with other players to defeat dragons, explore hidden caves, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns exist in our Minecraft world)!

Forget about your depressing fantasies and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join our server today and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GracelessGamerJordaynne

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	67
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jordaynne Grace and Megan Bayne. These two players were once best friends, building beautiful structures together and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. But one day, Jordaynne accidentally set off a TNT trap that almost injured poor Megan! It was a hilarious disaster that had us all laughing for days.

So if you want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, where friendships are tested and alliances are formed, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our Minecraft SMP!

WeddingGate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Are you tired of being excluded from weddings just because you haven’t tied the knot? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, whether you’re single, married, or in a complicated relationship with a creeper.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can crash as many virtual weddings as you want, no RSVP required! Build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, come join our server where everyone is invited, no matter their relationship status. Who needs a save the date when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities? See you at the altar… or the crafting table!

BurntBaeCuisineCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	127
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than my girlfriend’s overcooked chicken? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes burnt chicken look like a gourmet meal. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and apologies just like in the story above. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and see if you’re the asshole or the hero in our crazy virtual world!

BlockBusterFails

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8323
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	116

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are mature enough to use the player-driven economy!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, creativity, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Homes, hopper filters, Journey, lagoon, Leaderboards, marketplace, Mature, Playerdriven, QoL features, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Warps

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	228
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters! With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CoolCountryCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Farms Harvested:	869
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers full of lame players from boring countries? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for cool kids from the coolest countries! We’ve got players from Antarctica, where they build igloos out of diamonds and ride polar bears to battle creepers. And don’t even get us started on the players from Atlantis, who can breathe underwater and mine for emeralds in the depths of the ocean. So if you want to hang out with the coolest people from the coolest countries, join our server now!

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