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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6949 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
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