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RedstoneLagoon Minecraft Server

advice, Arguing, Caravan, Communication, Conflict, Cups, disagreement, family, father daughter, gokarting, holiday, Minecraft, Pads, Period, RedstoneLagoon, relationships, Server, support system, swimming, tampons, teenage angst, UNFAIR, water park

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any period drama like this poor player! Join us for some epic adventures and leave the paper towels at home, because we don’t believe in using them as makeshift pads for swimming in our pixelated waters.

Our server is full of exciting activities like gokarting with your dad (no water parks involved, don’t worry), building the most insane structures with your friends, and battling mobs like never before. Plus, we have a strict no slamming doors in faces policy – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your base, of course.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be period drama-free! Who needs paper towels when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft some memories together on our server – because life’s too short to argue about swimming on your period.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, body image, body positivity, body shaming, communication breakdown, disordered eating, emotional response, Family Planning, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, intimacy problems, marriage problems, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, postpartum body, pregnancy struggles, relationship issues, self-esteem issues, spousal support, unrealistic expectations, weight gain

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

BlockyHeartbreak

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	6

Have you ever been in love with a diamond block, but you know you can’t mine it because it’s protected by a bunch of sneaky creepers? Well, fear no more, because on our server, you can finally express your love for that shiny block without any interference from explosive mobs!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the rarest and most elusive blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at salsa dancing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and loves to challenge players to rap battles. Defeat him in a lyrical showdown and earn yourself a pair of enchanted diamond boots that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs love when you have a world full of blocky shenanigans waiting for you?

StoneQuarryCraft Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, Ancient civilization, ancient history, ancient industry, ancient Jerusalem, ancient quarrying techniques, Ancient Ruins, archaeological site, building materials, construction materials, Excavation, heritage site, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical significance, industrial area, jerusalem, Minecraft, Second temple, Server, Stone Quarry, StoneQuarryCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Emeralds Found:	4265
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

OMG GUYSSSSS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST UNCOVERED A MASSIVE SECOND TEMPLE-ERA STONE QUARRY IN JERUSALEM INDUSTRIAL AREA!!! LIKE, WHO KNEW U COULD FIND ANCIENT STUFF IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, RIGHT????

U CAN DIG FOR STONE AND UNCOVER HIDDEN TREASURES LIKE DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS!!! MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A LOST CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND RARE LOOT!!!

PLUS, U CAN BUILD UR OWN TEMPLE AND PRETEND U R AN ARCHAEOLOGIST UNCOVERING ANCIENT SECRETS!!! U CAN EVEN DRESS LIKE INDIANA JONES AND SWING FROM VINES LIKE TARZAN!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY EXPLORER IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!!! LET’S DIG, BABY!!! LET’S DIGGGGGG!!!!!!

GobbleCraft: NoCoopTurkeyWar

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got turkey blocks, nato, israel, and, like, a whole lotta drama goin’ on. you wanna join cuz, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this crazy mess, amirite? come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got, like, unlimited turkey blocks for building cool stuff. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get this party started, yo!

ChastityCraft: Medieval Headhunters

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2209
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to chill in a Minecraft server where medieval times meet modern craziness? Well, on this server, we got girls in chastity belts who are legendary for giving great head… of course, we mean advice and wisdom, what were you thinking? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and the occasional dragon attack. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the chastity belt girls!

CraftyMisinfoFun

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance like it’s Thriller.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Just watch out for the creepers, they’re known for their killer dance moves. Peace out, homies!

AquaTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7647	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, emotional baggage, emotional struggles, fear of commitment, fear of intimacy, fear of rejection, feeling inadequate, Insecurity, Loneliness, low self-esteem, Minecraft, personal growth, REJECTED, relationships, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self worth, self-doubt, self-sabotage, Server, toxic behavior, unworthy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	169
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of real-life relationships getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the woes of dating and focus on building the perfect blocky world instead.

We understand the struggle of feeling like you’re not good enough for anyone, but fear not! On our server, everyone is equal and accepted for who they are, even if that means being a noob at building.

Imagine a world where rejection doesn’t exist because everyone is too busy mining diamonds and battling creepers. That’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server.

So why waste time worrying about your love life when you can join us and become the master of your own virtual universe? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

PixelPrincessMinecraftSMP

#gamer, console gaming, Demographic, Diversity, Entertainment, equality, female, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gender, hobby, Male, online gaming, PC Gaming, PixelPrincessMinecraftSMP, Players, progress, statistics, Technology, video games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	142	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where it’s just a sausage fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is breaking barriers and bringing in the ladies! We’ve got a perfect 50/50 split of male and female gamers, making it the most diverse and inclusive server out there. Join us and witness the epic battles between the guys and gals as they compete for dominance in the virtual world! Who will come out on top? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!