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CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	6140
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2898
Emeralds Found:	8103	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	4496
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Votes:	5253
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ores Mined:	8674	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!