HabitualMiner in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	8039
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing ever. We have like, a million diamonds just laying around for you to take. And the mobs? They all drop enchanted diamond armor, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. It’s like, totally mind-blowing.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on the server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, it’s true. They have superpowers and can fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP server ever, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. What more could you ask for?

Addicted To Updates Minecraft SMP /g/oys

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mines Excavated:	4528	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

BlockCrackAddict

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the addiction never ends!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so addicting, even Herobrine can’t stay away!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your real life may suffer as you spend hours perfecting your redstone contraptions and battling mobs with your trusty enchanted sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction for building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Just remember to take breaks to eat and sleep, or else you may turn into a blocky zombie yourself!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	284
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	209	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!

DerailCraft – No2States

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7950	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest adventures and stuff.

we got this one time where we all rode pigs off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but we survived cuz we had like, enchanted armor and stuff. it was wild, man.

also, like, the monsters on this server are no joke. we got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that do the macarena while chasing you. it’s hilarious, dude.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. we once found a chest full of diamonds guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. true story, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the most insane time of your life in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HandshakeHavoc

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the handshakes are so intense that you can literally feel the virtual fingers touching your soul? well, look no further, because on this server, we take handshakes to a whole new level!

imagine this: you join the server and immediately, you are greeted by a giant hand that reaches out of your computer screen and shakes your hand in real life. that’s right, we have advanced handshake technology that blurs the line between reality and virtual reality. it’s like the matrix, but with more handshakes!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, every block you mine is actually a tiny handshake in disguise. every time you build a house, you are actually building a giant handshake monument to your own awesomeness. it’s like a handshake party that never ends!

so come join us on this epic handshake adventure, where the handshakes are strong and the friendships are even stronger. trust us, you won’t regret it. just make sure to stretch your hand muscles before logging on, because you’re gonna need them!

HexArchon: Where everything is custom including your confusion and the urge to Google half the server features

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Emeralds Found:	1607

☄️HexArchon

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

🔗Links

Server Trailer

Discord Server

Wiki

📖Our Values

Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

🎮Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

🖥️Technicals

Run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X

RAM: 3200MHz 64GB

Storage: 2TB NVME SSD

Hosted on the US East Coast

🚪Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

MJG Craft – Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to learn how to play Mahjong while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. We have a tutorial included for all you Mahjong newbies out there, so you can become a Mahjong master in no time!

But that’s not all, we also have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a tournament that will have you on the edge of your seat. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary M-League players battling it out in epic showdowns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

ItsOverForRealThisTimeAgain Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim this powerful tool and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly.

AdoptCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ores Mined:	4570
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and outrageous events.

Imagine a world where gender reveal parties are taken to the next level – we’re talking fireworks, confetti cannons, and a full-on parade to announce the gender of your Minecraft avatar! Who needs a baby shower when you can celebrate the arrival of your new blocky bundle of joy in style?

But beware, one wrong move and your in-game spouse might threaten to call a divorce lawyer and cancel your adoption of that adorable pixelated pet you’ve been eyeing. Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep your Minecraft family intact? Join our server now to find out!

BlendedBabysitterBrawl

Babysitting, blended family, BlendedBabysitterBrawl, Communication Issues, family bonding, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support group, Family Therapy, family unity, half siblings, parenting, sibling rivalry, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of babysitting drama? Join our Minecraft server where all the kids get along perfectly! No more ignoring each other or refusing to sit together at meal times. Our virtual world is a blended family paradise where stepkids and bio kids happily build together and share resources. No more family therapy needed, just fun and laughter in our pixelated realm. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Crops Grown:	6493	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling giant chickens armed with diamond swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts out fireworks!

So why wait? Join our server now for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, your non-sexual sensations will thank you for it!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9302	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.

come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.

plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉

TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!

Asia, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, freedom, Frontline Island, Fun, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, nationalism, Politics, president, rejects, rule, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!

We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!

So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!

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