Do you want a server where butter and honey on your toast is just the beginning? Well, here you can have butter, jam, and even a side of chaos! Our server is like a movie night that never ends, with twists and turns at every corner.
Forget about bills and responsibilities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the insanity. Did you talk to X about Y? Well, X might not have called you yet, but they’ll definitely be calling you on our server to join in on the fun.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, non-answers are the new norm, and overreacting is just a way of life. Embrace the chaos and join us today for an experience like no other!
Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.
So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.
Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.
OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?
Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!
Are you tired of doing all the work while your partner sits back and relaxes? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of standing your ground and refusing to do the dishes. Watch as the virtual sink fills up and the drama unfolds, all while building your dream Minecraft world.
But beware, you may be labeled as the asshole by your virtual friends and face the consequences of your actions. Will you be able to handle the heat in the kitchen, or will you crack under the pressure?
Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships and chores. It’s a virtual world like no other, where the only rule is to never back down from a dishwashing showdown.
Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!
On our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging virtual punches just like this couple dodging relationship issues. Will you choose to live closer to your in-laws or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?
And don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always escape to the virtual casino to play some poker just like this husband escaping his marriage problems. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and distractions?
So come join us, where the only thing more volatile than the lava pits are the relationships between players. Because in the end, isn’t a Minecraft server worth more than a commute? Or maybe not, we’ll let you decide!
Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.
And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?
Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!
OnlyBlocks Minecraft Server
Boundless Creativity: Build, make, and think in our big, player-run world. Whether you like building, redstone stuff, or staying alive, there’s a spot for you here.
Community-Centric: Join a close, kind community of players from all over. Make friends, team up, and work on big projects together.
Land Protection: Keep your hard work safe and grow, make money from your tenants, open shops, or just make a cozy home if that’s more your style.
Regular Updates: Our team is dedicated to giving you new stuff, events, and updates, so your time here is always fresh and fun.
play.onlyblocks.net
Valoria
ValoriaMC Soft-Factions
Game Flow
The aim of our server is to win FTOP! This will be decided at the end of the season! Winning FTOP means lots of cool stuff based on your rank.
ValoriaMC.ca
Pixenta
Experience the thrill at Pixenta SkyBlock, where fun is totally free! This server is brand new, no need to pay to win, and has tons of cool plugins for you to enjoy. Come join us now for never-ending fun!
play.pixenta.com
PunkinCraft Server Information
Hey gamers! Get ready for some epic fun on PunkinCraft, the coolest SMP server around. With a player-driven economy, SkyBlock, MCMMO, Jobs, and more, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
Economy is the name of the game on PunkinCraft, with custom jobs, player shops, and tons of ways to make that sweet, sweet virtual cash. So what are you waiting for? Join the fun today!
play.punkincraft.com
ValhallaMC Server Info:
ValhallaMC is a cool new Factions server. They’re gonna add Prisons and Skyblock soon too!
Come join the fun! 🎮
play.valhallamc.net
Republic of Velsor
The Republic of Velsor is a cool Nation-State RP server where they have a whole government and country in Minecraft.
Features:
If you want to join, check out their website or hit up @josephinegrey on Discord.
Thanks for reading!
play.velsor.xyz
Warzone SMP
Welcome to Warzone SMP: Your Best Minecraft Adventure!
Ready for a super cool Minecraft journey like never before? Check out Warzone SMP, the best Minecraft server that combines Skyblock, awesome staff members, and the super exciting Lifesteal SMP fun! First 50 players get MVP rank for 30 days on Lifesteal SMP or skyblock, you pick!
play.warzonesmp.net
Evercraft Server Information
Join the fun at MC.EVERCRAFT.IT with the following game modes:
Get ready to dive into the world of Evercraft and start your adventure today!
mc.evercraft.it
WolfCraft
Wolf Craft is a server all about MineColonies, where you can start and grow your own Colony.
For Season 2, big plans are in store for a Community Town, a cool travel system, mod changes, and a huge map update!
Come join us now to be part of the fun!
172.255.141.28:25563
Triumvirate Server Information
Are you ready to dive into a world of roleplay mixed with factions? This server caters to all playstyles – whether you want to be a humble farmer, a fierce warlord, or a peaceful monk. The possibilities are endless!
Triumvirate is a friendly and welcoming community with the perks of a large server but without any pay-to-win elements. Plus, you can enjoy Java/Bedrock Crossplay, so everyone can join in on the fun!
empire.thetriumvirate.net