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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 805 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
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