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PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?

adaptation, alternative devices, Communication, connectivity, dependence, digital age, disappeared, emergency, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innovation, internet, Lifestyle, PhonelessSMP, redditors, smart phones, social media, society, Survival, Technology, WhatNowRedditors

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?

So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.

BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

BoomerCraft, bullshit, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Elderly, fake news, falsehood, fraud, hoaxes, internet, Lies, Manipulation, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, older people, pure bullshit, reddit, Scams, social media, Truth

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ores Mined:	1394	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!

aggression, Battles, BEWARE, captured, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, detained, eastern europe, International, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, prisoners, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Russian soldiers, SECURITY, soldiers, state project, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	252491	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russian soldiers got captured in Kursk Oblast battles? Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you might just stumble upon some real-life military drama while mining for diamonds. Who needs boring old quests when you can witness international conflicts unfold right before your eyes? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

VaxCraft: Saving Lives & Building Blocks

blocks, building, Covid-19, data analysis, European, European countries, global health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, herd immunity, lives, lives saved, mortality rate, omicron, pandemic, public health, research, SAVING, statistics, undercount, vaccination impact, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, virus strain

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the players are so OP that they actually saved 1.6 million European lives with their sick PvP skills? That’s right, these legends were out there slaying mobs and building epic bases while also fighting off the dreaded Omicron virus like it was just another boss battle.

Join this server and become a hero in your own right! Who needs a diamond sword when you can wield the power of a life-saving vaccine? Plus, rumor has it that the admins are actually wizards who can summon rare loot drops just by waving their enchanted wands.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this epic quest to save the world, one block at a time! Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Let’s go, gamers!

LEGITMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft server Gaming Survival PVP Economy Adventure Quests Redstone Building Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames Mods Resources Community Multiplayer Roleplay Exploration Plugins

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1061
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

the best lifesteal server ever best experience and enjoying server with good staff and good ranks with auction house

Legit.mc-world.net:25216

FallenCube

Community, dynamic, eager, Economy, Entertainment, Expansion, FallenCube, Future, Game, game modes, Growing, map features, Minecraft, Parkour, Players, progressive, Server, Skyblock, skyblock maps, Small, Suggestions, welcome

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	572	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Votes:	777	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

FallenCube is a dynamic, progressive skyblock game that offers endless entertainment with its unique map features. While our community is currently small, it’s growing, and we anticipate even more expansion with future skyblock maps and additional game modes. We’re excited to welcome more players and are always eager to hear suggestions from our community.

fallencube.com

Grimwald SMP: Where we mine diamonds by day and fight creepers by night! Join us now!

Community, configs, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Day, Democracy, diamonds, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Fight, Friendly, Griefing, Grimwald, group projects, hackers, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, night, Plugins, Protection, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity voicechat (optional)
Vanilla Tweaks datapacks for quality of life
Coreprotect for server protection
Hard difficulty
Democracy for major server decisions
Updates to new versions soon after release
Friendly community
Minigames and events
Group projects
No pay-to-win or voting to access features

Apply

To apply, visit: Application Form

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server mostly vanilla?	Yes, we have some quality of life datapacks and plugins for server protection, but the core gameplay is vanilla.
Can I use proximity voicechat?	Yes, it is optional for players to use proximity voicechat on the server.
Are major server decisions voted on?	Yes, democracy is used for all major server decisions.
Is TNT, rail, and carpet duping allowed?	Yes, we have vanilla-like configs where TNT, rail, and carpet duping is allowed.
How do you protect against theft and griefing?	We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server

ambient music, AniManga, animation, autism, brown hair, cute, doomer side, egalitarian relationship, fembot, fembots, fit, golden retriever personality, green eyes, guitar, hobbies, japanese, khhv, Loser, loser bf, Minecraft, Music, NEET, OCD, piano, Post rock, programming, sense of humor, Server, shutin, Social Skills, White

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8171
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Animals Bred:	87	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the cool kids (and golden retriever personalities) like you!

Join our server and meet our resident 21-year-old shut-in who is a KHHV (that’s right, never had a girlfriend and proud of it), NEET, and self-proclaimed master of avoiding social media and porn. But don’t worry, he’s not a chud and definitely doesn’t hate women.

With a mix of autism, OCD, and a touch of doomer energy, our server is the perfect place for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Plus, our resident musician, programmer, weightlifter, Japanese speaker, and aspiring artist will keep you entertained with his quirky sense of humor and love for animanga and niche music (ambient and post-rock, anyone?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, creativity, and camaraderie. Bonus trivia: our resident cool guy even has a really cool name. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

NijiENNoobGamer Minecraft SMP

Anime, debut, debut success, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Minecraft, NijiEN, NijiENNoobGamer, Nijisanji, online content, Popularity, smp, streaming, success, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your sanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started a protest against the iron golems for their aggressive behavior, and where the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe (watch out for their explosive finale)!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of sheep who have formed a cult worshiping a golden carrot, and a mysterious player who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard from the future.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server – or at least get a good story to tell your friends!

CraftyGuyMC SMP

10. Scuba diving, 11. Rock climbing, 12. Meditation retreat, 13. Stand-up comedy, 14. Surfing, 15. Camping in the wilderness, 16. Writing a book, 17. Taking a hot air balloon ride, 18. Attending a music festival, 19. Learning to play an instrument, 2. Traveling solo, 20. Going on a blind date., 3. Skydiving, 4. Bungee jumping, 5. Road trip, 6. Cooking a gourmet meal, 7. Learning a new language, 8. Volunteering abroad, 9. Dancing salsa, adventure sports, CraftyGuyMC, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4771
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off attacks from a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve faced off against a chicken army armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens – they’re always plotting something…