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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5398 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 123 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!