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Compli-sultCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	1992	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of being insulted in the most backhanded way possible.

Our community is filled with players who will compliment your build while secretly roasting you for your terrible choice in block placement. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the winner gets to deliver a sly insult to the loser. Build the most ridiculous structures you can think of and see if anyone can come up with a compliment that actually sounds like an insult.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! Just remember, we only accept players who can take a joke…or a thinly veiled insult.

PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ores Mined:	5343
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	3908	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Star Shards Collected:	293	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Emeralds Found:	3463	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	812	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	120	Potions Brewed:	71
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	1015	Zombie Dances:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!