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CompliSMP-Insults!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1786	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Items Found:	8189	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3147

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

CraftyCritters

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, the main attraction, but not just any animals, we’re talking about animals that are straight up movie stars! these animals have been in all the big films, from action to comedy to romance, you name it, they’ve done it all. and get this, they’re not just regular animals, they’re super smart and well-trained, like they know how to do all sorts of crazy tricks and stunts.

so, if you wanna hang out with some of the most famous animals in hollywood, then you gotta join this server. you can ride on the back of a giant elephant, have a dance party with a group of penguins, or even go on a treasure hunt with a pack of wolves. the possibilities are endless on this server, and you’ll never know what kind of wild adventure you’ll go on next.

plus, rumor has it that some of these animals have secret talents that they only show off to their closest friends. like, there’s a chimp who can solve complex math problems in seconds, a parrot who can speak five different languages, and a dolphin who can do backflips on land.

so, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, then come join us on this server. who knows, you might even become best friends with a celebrity animal and get invited to all the hottest parties in the animal kingdom.

ToneCraft – Periodic Beats

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	452	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the periodic table is made of musical tones? well, u r in luck cuz this server is just that! imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of hydrogen and helium.

join us for the most epic musical experience of ur life! we even have a secret underground rave party in the sulfur biome. trust me, u don’t wanna miss it.

plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn ur pickaxe into a guitar that shoots fireballs. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of science and music, where the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, cool cats! 🎵🔥🎸

The Phoenix

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8590	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Now on 1.21!

Version 15!

SOFTWARE USEDThis server is running using Spigot for Minecraft 1.21.XThis allows us to use an assortment of different plugins to change or enhance game play.

PLUGINS USEDHere we use plugins such as:Towny, Vampire, LWC, World Edit, Chest Shops and a custom one for crafting extra items like Saddles!

HISTORYThe Phoenix has been running since 2012. It used to be a private server by the name “Phoenixcraft”.The Phoenix is currently on Version 15.

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✨ The SoggyCraft SMP 🌊 17+ 🧙‍♂️✨

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Emeralds Found:	6174
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mines Excavated:	2967
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7395
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

SagesCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SagesCraft
Playstyle	Hermitcraft-Like
Server Type	SMP
Description	A friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends with mods and datapacks installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is SagesCraft?	SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server focused on building and community.
Are there any mods and datapacks installed?	Yes, there are mods and datapacks installed to allow for customization and optimization while keeping the vanilla feel.
Is voice chat encouraged?	Yes, the use of simple voice chat is encouraged as most players use it.
Is the server hosting available 24/7?	Yes, the server hosting is 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and submit your application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the age requirement is 17+ for maturity reasons.

If you are interested, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit your application. We look forward to welcoming you to SagesCraft!

Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Ores Mined:	3211
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

VtuberMix Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	284
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of your favorite vtubers getting sucked into the dark abyss of the music industry? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all unicorns and chuubas alike!

Join us and escape the clutches of record labels and homocollab-prone events. Here, your oshi can roam free without the threat of normalfags trying to gatekeep them away. We’ve even got a special section for vsingers who refuse to conform to the mainstream entertainment industry.

Don’t let your oshi lose their vtuber essence – join our server and let them thrive in their true form! Plus, we’ve got unicorns running around and causing mischief, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. Come join us and keep the music industry at bay!

CraftyDad Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mines Excavated:	2467
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where exes come to stir up trouble like it’s their full-time job! 🤪🔥

Join us for a wild ride where D1 basketball players clash with jealous ex-boyfriends who think they can control your life choices! 🏀💥 Who needs child support when you can spend it on sports cars, vapes, and sex workers, am I right? 😂💸

Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself against deadbeat dads who suddenly want to play happy family when it’s convenient for them! 🤷‍♀️👊 Will you transfer colleges and programs to make your ex happy, or will you stand your ground and continue dominating on the court? The choice is yours on our server! 🎮🔥

So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Who needs the WNBA when you can have all the drama and excitement right here? 🤣🏀💥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaAlert #ExesGonnaEx

WeddingCrasherNoCash

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crops Grown:	7575
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a whole new level of craziness! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through parties turning into engagement announcements and siblings asking for wedding expenses!

On our server, you can build your own virtual graduation party, complete with surprise announcements and unexpected twists. Will you be the one to steal the spotlight from your older brother and his fiancée? Or will you be the one asking for help with wedding expenses after hijacking someone else’s celebration?

But beware, the family drama doesn’t stop there! You’ll have to navigate through alliances and betrayals as you decide whether to help out your siblings or stand your ground. Will you be labeled as petty or praised for standing up for yourself?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

LostDiamonds Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Our Minecraft server, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon made of rainbow blocks. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a house out of marshmallows and have a pet unicorn as your loyal companion. Trust us, this server is so epic even Herobrine himself is jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

EpicCraft2025: Trumped Up News!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	337	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3517	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old news shows not covering the real juicy stuff like Project 2025 and the Epstein Trump logs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have all the latest gossip and scandalous news updates! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government projects, and maybe even a sighting of Bigfoot in the virtual world. Who needs mainstream media when you have us to keep you entertained and on the edge of your blocky seat? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the truth together…or at least have a good laugh trying!