MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5373	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Vanilla Tyme: Where We Promise Not to Steal Your Diamonds and Accidentally Burn Down Your House!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crops Grown:	2687
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dimension Hops:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	8916

Vanilla Tyme <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/shit-show/">Minecraft Server</a>

Vanilla Tyme Minecraft Server

Overview

New 1.21 map!

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins. We are a whitelisted community where you must apply to play. Join our server and be part of an active, friendly, and mature community with dedicated staff.

Server Information

No Teleporting Plugin	Travel by foot or use expansive nether tunnels
No Economy Plugin	Encouraged to build shops and compete in a trust-based diamond economy
No Land Claim Plugin	Find a free spot and start building
No Pay-to-Win	Supporters get EULA compliant perks, but everyone is on the same level

Features

Player-built environment
Weekly events and competitions
Monthly build competitions
Active Discord community

Apply to play here: https://vanillatymeservers.com/community/apply

Join our server here: play.vanillatyme.com

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to play on Vanilla Tyme?

A: You can apply to play on Vanilla Tyme by visiting https://vanillatymeservers.com/community/apply and submitting an application.

Q: Is there a teleporting plugin on the server?

A: No, there is no teleporting plugin on Vanilla Tyme. Players can travel by foot or use the expansive nether tunnels.

Q: Are there any economy plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no economy plugins on Vanilla Tyme. Players are encouraged to build shops and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: No, there is no land claim plugin on Vanilla Tyme. Players are free to find a spot and start building.

Q: Is Vanilla Tyme pay-to-win?

A: No, Vanilla Tyme is not pay-to-win. Supporters receive EULA compliant perks, but everyone is on the same level.

MoanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchantments Applied:	299	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll be making girls moan in no time! Our server is so lit, it’s been known to have villagers swooning over our players’ building skills. Join us and become the ultimate block-building Casanova!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted on our server, looking for a player skilled enough to take him down. Will you be the hero that saves the day and wins the heart of all the Minecraft maidens?

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NoWrestleCraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4242	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	310	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, forget about wrestling tonight because on our Minecraft SMP, we’re having an epic battle royale where we fight each other with diamond swords and enchanted bows! Join us and show off your PvP skills while dodging creepers and skeletons left and right. Who needs wrestling when you can have a real showdown in the world of blocks and pixels? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

NoKidsNoVows Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	242
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Are you tired of weddings that don’t allow babies under 12? Look no further, because on our server, babies are not only allowed, but encouraged to join in on the fun! No need to worry about finding a babysitter or missing out on the action – bring your little one along for the ride.

Embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through virtual vineyards and build your own baby-friendly paradise. With plenty of open cups for your baby to drink from (or just for decoration), you’ll never have to worry about leaving them behind again.

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	122
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build LEGENDS! Join us and let your engineering brain run wild as you create epic structures and redstone contraptions that will blow everyone’s minds.

Just like how this player made a tough decision based on data and facts, you too can make strategic choices in our server. Who needs feelings when you have the power of TNT cannons and secret underground lairs at your disposal?

And hey, if you ever need a break from all the building and crafting, you can always take a stroll through our virtual immigration office and practice filling out Form I-864. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for paperwork!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds?

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Mali rebels runnin’ around killin’ soldiers and Wagner mercenaries like it’s nobody’s business! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of battle in the safety of a virtual world. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, so u can look fly while u fight for survival. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now and become a legendary warrior in our epic Minecraft server!

EUndermineCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

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we also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory! it’s like a real-life minecraft crossover, except not really because that would be impossible.

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Towns Built:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

yo, so like, if u wanna find out if there’s aliens on mars, come join our minecraft server cuz we got the inside scoop. our server is like a portal to another dimension where u can explore the red planet and uncover ancient alien civilizations. we got secret missions from NASA and u might even stumble upon some intergalactic creatures. join now and be a part of the most out-of-this-world adventure in minecraft history!

Welcome to BEROSMA: where the only thing beta is our players!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

BEROSMA <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/pvp-minitage/">Minecraft Server</a>

BEROSMA Minecraft Server

Server Information:

IP:	berosma.lilypad.gg
Version:	1.21

For more updates and information, join our Discord.

TLDR: Modern Minecraft with old-school mechanics, extra challenges, better progression, and other throwbacks for veteran players (and it’s all 100% free!)

Are you tired of Minecraft being a cakewalk? Do you miss when surviving used to be difficult?

Then you’re in luck! BEROSMA is a brand new server with a concept of making Minecraft more challenging with an old-school twist.

The server is designed for experienced players who prefer the gameplay of older versions, emphasizing on the core gameplay loop and challenging progression through the game.

FAQ:

Q: What is the main concept of the server?

A: To make Minecraft more difficult with old-school mechanics for veteran players.

Q: Are there any overpowered aspects of the game that have been reworked?

A: Yes, elytra and mending have been reworked, and underutilized features such as minecarts have been buffed.

Q: How is progressing through the game different on this server?

A: Extra steps and challenges are required to progress, such as activating a Nether Reactor Core and visiting an Ancient City.

Q: Are there any additional features on the server?

A: Yes, there are Beta-inspired terrain generation, cooldown-free combat, and Waystones among other tweaks.

Q: Is the server free to play?

A: Yes, there are no voting, microtransactions, donations, or any catch involved. It’s all 100% free.

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